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<i>d Waking up, shaking yesterday's blues, yeah d</i>

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<i>d Turn the TV off it's bad news, man d</i>

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<i>d Feeling fresh like a Ziploc new man d</i>

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<i>d OJ with a champagne tune-up d</i>

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<i>d Mimosa Holy Ghost running through ya d</i>

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<i>d Hell yeah is the new hallelujah d</i>

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<i>d Popping like the top off a bottle d</i>

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<i>d And I ain't stopping, yeah d</i>

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<i>d Baby, it's a brand-new day d</i>

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<i>d Ain't no clouds hanging over me d</i>

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<i>d Something doesn't feel the same d</i>

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<i>d The rest of my life gonna start today d</i>

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<i>d Good morning d
d Na na na na d</i>

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<i>d Good morning d
d Na na na na d</i>

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<i>d Good morning d
d Na na na na d</i>

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<i>d The rest of my life
gonna start today d</i>

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<i>d I've been up I've been down d</i>

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<i>d But I got the feeling right now d</i>

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<i>d I've been up I've been down d</i>

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<i>d Do you got the feeling right now? d</i>

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<i>d Baby, it's a brand-new day d</i>

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<i>d Ain't no clouds
hanging over me... d</i>

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This year is gonna suck.

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How do you know that?

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Oops. That happened.

27
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Call it a hunch.

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Ew.

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Last year, we were kings.

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Fifth-graders.
We ruled that school.

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This year, nobody likes us.

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That is true.

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Speak for yourself.
I'll be fine.

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I got a mustache coming in.

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- I don't see it.
- Nope.

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- Mmm-mmm.
- Nope.

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- Uh-uh.
- No one's got it worse than me.

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See that girl over there?

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She's gonna torture me
every chance she gets.

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Wait a sec.
Isn't that your sister?

41
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Yeah.

42
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At least you guys have your own rooms.

43
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My grandfather stole mine.

44
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Wait. Your grandpa
moved in with you guys?

45
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When did that happen?

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Ever since he robbed that grocery store.

47
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Can I help you, sir?

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- You can help me find Maria.
- Oh, Maria's gone.

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We're completely self-checkout now.

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Much faster. Much more efficient.

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I think you'll like it.

52
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So, are the prices gonna be lower

53
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because I'm doing all the work now?

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We have everyday low prices here, sir.

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- Every day.
- Every day?

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- Every day.
- Get out of my way. Get out of my way.

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Oh, no problem.

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Whoa!

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<i>Please scan your item.</i>

60
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I'm talking to a robot.

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<i>Please scan your item.</i>

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I just did.

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See if this thing...

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<i>Please scan your item.</i>

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You're very boring.

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<i>Please scan your item.</i>

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Yeah, right.

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Sir!

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Sir?

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Sir, I need you to stop. Hey!

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Whoa! Oh, hey!

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Sir, let me help you.

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- You hurt my leg! Get away!
- Come on, sir.

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Get out of the way!
I'm a senior citizen!

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- Get out of here!
- I know judo.

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Leave that poor man alone!

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- Whoa!
- Your pharmacy stinks!

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Are you're insane. Stop!

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Oh, I see.
Y'all want to bring it on.

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You want to bring it on?

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[CROUD] Treat us with respect!

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Oh!

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That's all you got?

84
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Now, that hurt.

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Hey, there's my girl.

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You didn't have to come all this way.

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I told you I was fine.

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What happened to the mailbox?

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Oh, that.
Some idiot took it out.

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Oh, crap.

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Dad, you're driving again, aren't you?

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You lost your license.
Remember?

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No, I didn't lose it.
I forgot to renew it.

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So now I have to retake the test again.
Which is idiotic!

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Because I've been driving for over 50 years.

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I mean, what am I supposed to do?
Starve to death?

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I'm coming in.

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This can't keep happening.

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Don't worry, I'm never going back
to that damn store again.

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No, I mean the part about,

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I have to leave the dealership early,

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Drive two hours each way
just to check on you.

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I didn't ask you to come!

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No, you didn't!
The police did.

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Dad, I want to come.
I want to be there for you.

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But maybe this is

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now the time, that we have to consider...

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No. I am not moving.

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I built this house,

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I'm gonna die in this house!

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And that's it.
And you're not putting me in a home.

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What if it were our home?

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What are you talking about?

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Fish and relatives stink after three days.

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That's a horrible idea.
We'll kill each other.

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It ain't working.
No, sorry.

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Dad...

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I miss her, too.

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And, and that's not gonna change

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by moving me out of my house
and sticking me in yours.

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Oh, God.

122
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Well, maybe we could miss her together.

123
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Yeah, maybe.

124
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But you don't have the room
in your house anyway.

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Where would you even put me?

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The attic? No way!

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Come on, buddy,
don't make this harder than it already is.

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It's the only choice.

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Ooh!

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Dad, if it's the only choice,
then it isn't a choice at all.

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'Cause a choice means you get to pick
between at least two things.

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And this is one thing.

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Unless the other thing is I get to sleep
in the yard and get eaten by a bear.

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Don't be so dramatic, Peter.

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Besides, your sisters already share a room.

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Yeah, well, Sarah told me you said that.

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<i>Christmastime is here</i>
No, I know she exaggerates, but...

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<i>Happiness and cheer...</i>
No, you stop. Hold on.

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Shh!

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Shh!

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Shh!

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Shh!

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Shh!

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Shh!

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- Shh!
- Shh!

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- Shh!
- Shh!

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- Shh!
- Shh! Shh!

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Shh!

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Hey, what's up?

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Shh!

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Plus, the attic doesn't have a bathroom.

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<i>And Grandpa can't do all those stairs.</i>

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And the basement...
is the basement.

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Ha!

155
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What?

156
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My Jordans.

157
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I just put in fresh laces.

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Hey, Peter.
Do you need help moving upstairs?

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Get out!
It's still my room!

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- Hmm.
- Not for long.

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Go away!
Go, go, go.

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Look, Peter, I know this is not ideal,

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but we're a family,

164
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and you have to make
sacrifices for each other.

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Sometimes very big sacrifices.

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Look, sweetheart,
the attic is bigger than this room.

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Once you move in,
then that will be your room.

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No, it won't.

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It'll be the attic,

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where you put stuff and forget it,

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just like our old TV,

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or the exercise bike that Dad used once.

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- True.
- I exercise. What?

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Look, think about it as a fresh new start.

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All right?
We'll dust everything off,

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put some new paint up everywhere.

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Give you a chance to...
clean out your turtle tank.

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- Huh?
- They like it like that.

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Gives them privacy.

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Does this still fit you, sweetie?

181
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Yes.

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Grandpa!

183
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<i>Grandpa's here, Grandpa's here</i>

184
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<i>Grandpa all the way</i>

185
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<i>Oh, what fun it is to have
a Grandpa come and stay, hey</i>

186
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Hey! Now, remember,

187
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we don't want to overwhelm Grandpa, okay?

188
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So let's let him get settled in.

189
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There'll be plenty of time
to talk to him tonight at dinner. Okay?

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Oh, I'm not gonna be here.

191
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- What?
- What? I'm studying with Russell.

192
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"Studying" still means studying, right?

193
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It's not slang for something else?

194
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No, Dad, "studying" still means studying.

195
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And I already cleared it with Mom.

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- Grandpa!
- Jenny!

197
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Don't body-slam.

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- Hi, Grandpa.
- Hello, sweetheart.

199
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- Ed.
- Artie.

200
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Where's your brother?

201
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Peter?

202
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Peter!

203
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Peter?

204
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Kids, let's help, uh, Grandpa get his bags.

205
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- Okay. I got this.
- I got it.

206
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Okay. It just...
It's right over here.

207
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You know, he called me Artie again.

208
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Please, Arthur.

209
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This isn't easy for him.

210
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Hey, Grandpa.

211
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Hey! There he is!
Look at you.

212
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Look at you.
You're sprouting up like a weed.

213
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Oh. Nice sneakers.

214
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Thanks.
How do you like your room?

215
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It looks nice.

216
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Yeah, that's 'cause it is nice.

217
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Easily the nicest room in the house.

218
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Well, I know, kid.

219
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Look, I didn't want it
to be this way, either.

220
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Sometimes you have to make
sacrifices in a family.

221
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That's true.
You're right.

222
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Sometimes you don't even get a vote.

223
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That makes two of us.

224
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Careful with these floorboards.

225
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They're not very level.

226
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I'll remember that.
Thanks, kiddo.

227
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Talk to you later, Grandpa.

228
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Come visit me in the attic anytime.

229
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It's the creepy place
with all the spiders and mice.

230
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- Peter!
- I wasn't!

231
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Here we are.

232
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You were robbed, bro.

233
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No. I was invaded.

234
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The worst part is
I'm not even allowed to complain about it.

235
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Seems like you've been
complaining an awful lot, P.

236
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I mean at home. Because he's old

237
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and we all love him and stuff.

238
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Dude, come on, you can't allow
the enemy to invade your base.

239
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You got to fight back
and stick up for your rights.

240
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I don't have rights.

241
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Everyone has rights.
They're in, uh...

242
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Uh, alien-something.

243
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They have to allow you to pursue happiness.

244
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It's in the Constitution.

245
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Yeah. Well, that would
be great if I lived in North America,

246
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but it turns out that 153 Burlington Avenue

247
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is actually in North Korea.

248
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Whoa!

249
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Did your parents know that
when they bought the house?

250
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What?

251
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I wouldn't put up with this, Petes.

252
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I'd demand my room back, or else it's war.

253
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What do you mean, "or else it's war"?

254
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You want him to attack his grandfather?

255
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Sneak attack, Emma.

256
00:11:42,674 --> 00:11:45,092
See, he can't fight him the normal way,

257
00:11:45,174 --> 00:11:48,299
because his grandfather has
strength, size and experience,

258
00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:51,257
whereas Peter is just weak, small and dumb.

259
00:11:51,801 --> 00:11:53,007
You're a bad friend.

260
00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:55,299
Hi, Steven.

261
00:11:56,509 --> 00:12:00,386
Mom says don't forget to wear your
sandals when you shower in gym class.

262
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,596
Not cool, Lisa.

263
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:08,136
My brother has that toe fungus thing.
It's totally gross.

264
00:12:08,221 --> 00:12:09,312
And contagious.

265
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,356
Contagious?

266
00:12:11,365 --> 00:12:13,041
- Ew!
- Gross.

267
00:12:13,115 --> 00:12:15,302
It's only on six of my toes.

268
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,896
That's a lot of toe, bro.

269
00:12:20,356 --> 00:12:23,523
<i>d When you leave me d</i>

270
00:12:23,938 --> 00:12:27,063
<i>d My world's not alive d</i>

271
00:12:27,938 --> 00:12:32,460
<i>d You'll be in my days and nights... d</i>

272
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:33,803
Hi, Grandpa.

273
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,672
Hi, sweetheart.

274
00:12:35,684 --> 00:12:37,019
Do you want to play a game?

275
00:12:37,269 --> 00:12:39,852
I have <i>Reindeer Run.</i>

276
00:12:39,934 --> 00:12:43,061
I have <i>Santa's World.</i>

277
00:12:43,144 --> 00:12:46,019
I have <i>1-2-3 Christmas Tree.</i>

278
00:12:46,102 --> 00:12:47,977
Well, maybe, but not right now, okay?

279
00:12:53,559 --> 00:12:54,809
Want to watch a movie?

280
00:12:54,894 --> 00:12:57,684
I have <i>Frosty the Snowman.</i>

281
00:12:57,769 --> 00:12:59,977
I don't think so.
Okay, sweetheart?

282
00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:02,269
- Maybe tomorrow?
- Okay.

283
00:13:08,727 --> 00:13:10,434
What's wrong with Grandpa?

284
00:13:10,518 --> 00:13:12,477
Why? What happened?

285
00:13:12,894 --> 00:13:14,518
He doesn't want to do anything.

286
00:13:14,602 --> 00:13:17,559
He just stares out the window,
but there's nothing there

287
00:13:17,644 --> 00:13:20,518
except that dead tree
that Daddy says he's gonna cut down.

288
00:13:20,602 --> 00:13:22,559
But you won't let him use the chain saw.

289
00:13:22,644 --> 00:13:26,019
Daddy can use a chain saw
any time he wants, honey. Okay?

290
00:13:26,477 --> 00:13:30,602
He just chooses to wait
until Mommy says it's okay.

291
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:35,518
Grandpa will be all right.
He's just tired

292
00:13:35,602 --> 00:13:37,185
and thinking a lot about Grandma.

293
00:13:37,518 --> 00:13:39,434
- He'll be okay.
- Okay.

294
00:13:52,809 --> 00:13:54,434
Get away from me!

295
00:14:05,392 --> 00:14:06,559
I hate my life.

296
00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:32,227
Oh, come on.

297
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:36,477
Ow!

298
00:14:55,977 --> 00:14:57,434
"Declaration of War.

299
00:14:57,894 --> 00:15:00,727
"When in the course of human events

300
00:15:01,309 --> 00:15:03,019
<i>"one person steals</i>

301
00:15:03,852 --> 00:15:05,769
<i>"another person's bedroom,</i>

302
00:15:05,852 --> 00:15:08,227
<i>"there is no other choice but war.</i>

303
00:15:10,559 --> 00:15:14,352
"You have 24 hours
to give me back what is mine

304
00:15:14,434 --> 00:15:16,434
"or face the consequences.

305
00:15:17,144 --> 00:15:18,519
"Secret Warrior."

306
00:15:23,184 --> 00:15:24,227
Nice handwriting.

307
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,184
It's not bad.
It's just...

308
00:15:28,268 --> 00:15:30,268
You know, it's an adjustment, so...

309
00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:33,684
- Yeah.
- Who are you talking to?

310
00:15:33,769 --> 00:15:36,102
What? It's Jerry.
I'm just... I'm on the phone.

311
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:37,559
No, I would love to.

312
00:15:37,644 --> 00:15:40,644
I would love to, but I can't.
I'm sort of stuck here. Yeah.

313
00:15:40,727 --> 00:15:43,227
- Hi, Jerry. It's Sally.
- Hey!

314
00:15:43,559 --> 00:15:45,434
- He's not stuck.
- What are you doing?

315
00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:48,309
Yeah, I'll bring him over
on my way to work. See you soon.

316
00:15:49,184 --> 00:15:50,184
Bye, Jerry.

317
00:15:50,267 --> 00:15:53,309
So, now you're setting me up on playdates?

318
00:15:53,392 --> 00:15:55,809
Gonna pack me a lunch,
maybe put a note in it?

319
00:15:55,894 --> 00:15:58,227
You want a note?
You might not like what it says.

320
00:15:58,309 --> 00:16:00,477
I'll see him another time.
I'm not up to it.

321
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:02,309
You haven't seen Jerry in ages.

322
00:16:02,477 --> 00:16:04,142
Now you live close.
It'll be nice.

323
00:16:04,227 --> 00:16:06,684
I can't, I don't want to,
and I've got stuff to do.

324
00:16:06,769 --> 00:16:08,684
I have to take care of the light switch

325
00:16:08,769 --> 00:16:12,519
in my room now,
'cause Artie put it in backwards. You did.

326
00:16:13,268 --> 00:16:14,977
Eat up.
We leave in 15 minutes.

327
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:16,559
Yes, Mom.

328
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:19,143
How's it going, Grandpa?
Sleep okay?

329
00:16:19,393 --> 00:16:20,769
Like a log, Petey.
Thanks.

330
00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:24,434
- Don't you guys get the paper around here?
- Yeah, we do.

331
00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:29,684
- Here it is.
- Oh, I can't read this.

332
00:16:30,102 --> 00:16:33,519
- Just make it bigger, see?
- Oh, yeah.

333
00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:37,184
- Jen...
- How does she survive?

334
00:16:37,268 --> 00:16:39,352
- She doesn't eat anything.
- I don't know.

335
00:16:39,434 --> 00:16:40,977
- Don't be late, Peter.
- Okay.

336
00:16:41,894 --> 00:16:43,977
So, no nightmares?

337
00:16:44,061 --> 00:16:45,769
- Me? No.
- Insomnia?

338
00:16:45,852 --> 00:16:47,769
Now it's like eight words
on the whole screen.

339
00:16:47,852 --> 00:16:49,392
You don't want to talk about anything?

340
00:16:49,477 --> 00:16:50,997
I just made the whole thing disappear.

341
00:16:51,061 --> 00:16:53,602
- I don't know what I did just now.
- Peter, let's go!

342
00:16:53,684 --> 00:16:55,477
Okay, well, if you want to talk about

343
00:16:55,559 --> 00:16:57,227
something later on, we can do that.

344
00:17:02,644 --> 00:17:03,727
Okay, have a good day.

345
00:17:09,309 --> 00:17:10,476
He didn't react at all?

346
00:17:10,559 --> 00:17:12,268
Not a word.
What's his game?

347
00:17:12,644 --> 00:17:13,934
What's yours, Pete?

348
00:17:14,143 --> 00:17:15,352
I mean, come on,

349
00:17:15,684 --> 00:17:17,435
you don't start a war with a note.

350
00:17:17,517 --> 00:17:19,267
Maybe he didn't actually read it.

351
00:17:19,435 --> 00:17:20,435
He read it.

352
00:17:20,643 --> 00:17:22,310
It was on his desk, unfolded.

353
00:17:22,393 --> 00:17:24,893
Maybe he forgot what he read.
Old people do that.

354
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,517
You do that, Steve.

355
00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:35,310
Oops.

356
00:17:35,477 --> 00:17:37,267
That happened.

357
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,936
But the point is you've already
blown the element of surprise.

358
00:17:44,018 --> 00:17:45,602
You've got to attack immediately.

359
00:17:45,685 --> 00:17:47,477
Um, there's chili in your backpack.

360
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,227
- He knows.
- Yeah.

361
00:17:50,685 --> 00:17:52,811
- Hi, Steven.
- Oh, God, no.

362
00:17:52,893 --> 00:17:55,435
You left your retainer
in the back seat of Mom's car.

363
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,852
I think a Snickers got mashed up in it.

364
00:17:58,936 --> 00:18:01,477
- Ugh.
- At least I hope that's a Snickers.

365
00:18:03,352 --> 00:18:04,352
See you at dinner.

366
00:18:10,102 --> 00:18:11,518
We're good, it's a Snickers.

367
00:18:13,435 --> 00:18:17,102
- Coming along, Arthur?
- Not bad. If you like big boxes.

368
00:18:18,477 --> 00:18:20,227
Big boxes built this company.

369
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,686
Yes. Yes, they did.

370
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,602
You sure that's the Walmart footprint?

371
00:18:27,602 --> 00:18:28,643
"Walmart"?

372
00:18:29,102 --> 00:18:30,643
Thought this was for Kmart.

373
00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:31,977
It's Walmart.

374
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:34,936
Oh, man. I'm sorry.

375
00:18:35,017 --> 00:18:37,560
I, uh, got a lot on my mind these days.

376
00:18:37,643 --> 00:18:39,852
My father-in-law
just moved in with us, so...

377
00:18:41,227 --> 00:18:45,166
I don't know.
I feel like he judges me.

378
00:18:45,768 --> 00:18:49,310
He thinks I work for some
soul-sucking corporate firm

379
00:18:49,477 --> 00:18:52,393
that has no interest
in the cares or worries of its...

380
00:18:56,227 --> 00:18:58,095
Its employees.

381
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,435
Have a good time.

382
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,737
So I'm just gonna walk home?

383
00:19:07,196 --> 00:19:09,482
Well, you can if you want.

384
00:19:10,196 --> 00:19:11,321
Or you can use this.

385
00:19:14,652 --> 00:19:15,945
I already have a phone.

386
00:19:16,028 --> 00:19:18,741
That's not a phone.
I don't even know what that is.

387
00:19:20,362 --> 00:19:21,362
Just take it.

388
00:19:25,321 --> 00:19:27,945
Okay, now, this is
a car service called Lyft.

389
00:19:28,028 --> 00:19:30,028
You want to go home, you just swipe that,

390
00:19:30,112 --> 00:19:32,370
somebody comes to get you.
You don't need any cash.

391
00:19:32,553 --> 00:19:34,080
You don't even have to talk to anybody.

392
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,007
Just swipe.

393
00:19:35,402 --> 00:19:36,653
Just swipe it.

394
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,612
- Bye, Dad.
- Oh, okay.

395
00:19:41,695 --> 00:19:43,695
- Say hi to Jerry for me.
- I will.

396
00:19:50,612 --> 00:19:52,737
Holy cow.
This is all yours?

397
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,278
This is like a college kid's dream room.

398
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,028
Are you kidding?

399
00:19:58,112 --> 00:20:00,237
No college kid could afford this.

400
00:20:02,987 --> 00:20:04,778
The pool table alone is 6 grand.

401
00:20:04,862 --> 00:20:06,196
And you use all this stuff?

402
00:20:06,278 --> 00:20:07,820
Of course, I do.

403
00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:10,320
What do you want to do first?

404
00:20:10,402 --> 00:20:11,527
Eight ball?

405
00:20:11,695 --> 00:20:13,570
Pump some iron?
I got <i>Madden.</i>

406
00:20:14,527 --> 00:20:15,778
And what the heck is that?

407
00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:17,362
That is a Onewheel.

408
00:20:17,737 --> 00:20:18,946
And they are fun.

409
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,987
And you actually ride that thing?

410
00:20:21,071 --> 00:20:22,071
Hells yes!

411
00:20:25,737 --> 00:20:26,778
Epic!

412
00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:30,362
Whoa!

413
00:20:34,862 --> 00:20:35,987
You should see me.

414
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,653
- Wow!
- Yo, Jerry!

415
00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:42,153
Oh, sorry.
I didn't know you were <i>ocupado.</i>

416
00:20:42,402 --> 00:20:44,862
- This is my old friend Ed.
- Ed.

417
00:20:44,946 --> 00:20:46,196
- Danny.
- Hey. Danny.

418
00:20:46,277 --> 00:20:47,517
- Hi, Danny.
- Glad to meet you.

419
00:20:47,903 --> 00:20:49,237
So, uh, we walking?

420
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,362
- Yeah.
- Oh, good.

421
00:20:50,445 --> 00:20:52,153
'Cause my masseuse told me

422
00:20:52,237 --> 00:20:54,112
if I got 10,000 steps in this week,

423
00:20:54,196 --> 00:20:56,028
she would meet me for coffee.

424
00:20:56,487 --> 00:20:58,987
- Ooh.
- And by coffee, I mean, you know...

425
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,384
Coffee?

426
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:02,845
Yeah, coffee.

427
00:21:05,527 --> 00:21:06,640
Morning, ladies.

428
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:07,767
Really, dude?

429
00:21:08,653 --> 00:21:10,453
Those yoga pants
are gonna be the death of me.

430
00:21:10,527 --> 00:21:11,695
Why do you do that?

431
00:21:11,778 --> 00:21:13,820
What? They think I'm cute.

432
00:21:13,903 --> 00:21:15,903
Yeah, cute, like, "Aren't old guys cute

433
00:21:15,987 --> 00:21:17,987
"when they still think
they have a shot?"

434
00:21:18,071 --> 00:21:20,737
Hey, I'm a catch.
You know, I got a full pension.

435
00:21:21,445 --> 00:21:23,987
Two more years, I can ski free as a senior.

436
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,445
- You ski?
- No, I do not.

437
00:21:26,946 --> 00:21:30,196
Morning.
Beautiful morning. How you doing?

438
00:21:30,277 --> 00:21:33,277
Nice, nice.
Next time bring up the pension.

439
00:21:33,362 --> 00:21:35,195
- Or the free skiing you'll never do.
- Oh.

440
00:21:35,277 --> 00:21:36,778
How's your daughter's place, Ed?

441
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:37,946
It's okay, I guess.

442
00:21:38,946 --> 00:21:40,186
She gave me my grandson's room.

443
00:21:40,237 --> 00:21:42,277
He's not too happy about it.

444
00:21:42,362 --> 00:21:43,778
He sent me this last night.

445
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:51,570
Whoa!

446
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:53,946
How did you respond?

447
00:21:54,570 --> 00:21:56,946
- I didn't.
- You're just gonna roll over on this?

448
00:21:57,028 --> 00:21:58,487
- You got to respond.
- Come on.

449
00:21:58,570 --> 00:22:01,445
This kind of aggression
shall not stand. <i>Semper Fi.</i>

450
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:03,112
I didn't know you were a Marine.

451
00:22:03,195 --> 00:22:04,987
I wasn't.
I'm just saying.

452
00:22:05,402 --> 00:22:08,028
Ah, he's a kid.
He's getting used to it, just like I am.

453
00:22:08,112 --> 00:22:09,310
I'm his grandfather.
So you know...

454
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,539
He's not gonna do anything.

455
00:22:11,839 --> 00:22:13,399
What are you talking about?
You can't...

456
00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:29,014
<i>d Cotton candy, sweetie Go
let me see that Tootsie Roll d</i>

457
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:31,225
<i>d Come on, come on d</i>

458
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,060
<i>d Just make that Tootsie Roll d</i>

459
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,099
<i>d Yeah, come on d</i>

460
00:22:35,181 --> 00:22:36,974
<i>d And make your Tootsie Roll d</i>

461
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,190
<i>d Here we go, here we go d</i>

462
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,059
<i>d Just make that Tootsie Roll d</i>

463
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:42,069
<i>d I want to see your Tootsie Roll d</i>

464
00:22:42,269 --> 00:22:43,509
<i>d Just make your Tootsie Roll d</i>

465
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:44,780
<i>d To the left, to the left d</i>

466
00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:46,866
<i>d To the right, to the right d</i>

467
00:22:47,207 --> 00:22:48,826
<i>d To the front, to the front d</i>

468
00:22:49,149 --> 00:22:50,494
<i>d To the back, to the back... d</i>

469
00:22:57,434 --> 00:23:00,296
"People who steal other people's rooms

470
00:23:00,496 --> 00:23:01,964
"should not sleep well."

471
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:15,016
Peter?

472
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:16,100
Oh, Peter.

473
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:19,558
Grandpa.
Is that you?

474
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,640
Yeah, it's me.
You know it's me.

475
00:23:21,725 --> 00:23:23,100
You know what time it is?

476
00:23:24,683 --> 00:23:25,683
Night time?

477
00:23:25,765 --> 00:23:28,808
It's the middle of the night.
Come on. It's not funny, Peter.

478
00:23:28,891 --> 00:23:30,531
I don't like people playing tricks on me,

479
00:23:30,558 --> 00:23:32,391
especially not my own grandson.

480
00:23:32,475 --> 00:23:33,579
It's not a trick.

481
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,665
It's war!

482
00:23:37,933 --> 00:23:39,975
You don't go to war against your family.

483
00:23:40,058 --> 00:23:42,256
You have to have an enemy to go to war,
and I'm not your enemy.

484
00:23:42,266 --> 00:23:46,016
You got my declaration.
Why didn't you say anything?

485
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:47,933
Because I was kind of hoping it was a joke.

486
00:23:48,016 --> 00:23:49,515
It's not a joke.

487
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,850
You took something of mine,
and I want it back.

488
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:54,141
Okay.
Go back to sleep.

489
00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:57,253
You made your point, but this is over now.

490
00:23:59,766 --> 00:24:02,225
We'll see you in the morning,
which is almost here.

491
00:24:05,766 --> 00:24:08,600
Grandpa?
I love you.

492
00:24:09,850 --> 00:24:10,975
I love you, too, kiddo.

493
00:24:15,433 --> 00:24:16,558
But the war's still on.

494
00:24:28,725 --> 00:24:30,891
- Hi, Grandpa.
- Hey, Jenny.

495
00:24:30,975 --> 00:24:32,184
- Can I come in?
- Sure.

496
00:24:32,433 --> 00:24:33,433
Why not?

497
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,141
'Cause when Peter lived here,

498
00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,808
I wasn't allowed, unless I sneaked.

499
00:24:37,891 --> 00:24:39,141
Come on, come on.

500
00:24:42,433 --> 00:24:44,515
- So, what can I do for you?
- Nothing.

501
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,850
I just like to look at other people's stuff.

502
00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:49,975
You know it's my birthday coming up.

503
00:24:50,059 --> 00:24:51,059
That I do.

504
00:24:51,225 --> 00:24:53,016
Okay.
Just making sure.

505
00:24:56,766 --> 00:24:58,309
What's this?

506
00:24:58,390 --> 00:25:00,225
Those are marbles.

507
00:25:00,309 --> 00:25:01,309
Can I have one?

508
00:25:02,184 --> 00:25:04,016
Sure, if you promise to take care of it,

509
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,266
because they're very special.

510
00:25:05,975 --> 00:25:07,933
They're not magic.

511
00:25:08,016 --> 00:25:11,515
People always think
their things are magic and they never are.

512
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,016
No. I didn't say
that they were magic,

513
00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:16,100
but they are special.

514
00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:17,350
Come here.

515
00:25:20,059 --> 00:25:22,059
You remember how Grandpa
used to build houses?

516
00:25:22,141 --> 00:25:23,891
Yeah, but I wasn't born.

517
00:25:23,975 --> 00:25:25,390
That's true, you weren't born.

518
00:25:25,475 --> 00:25:27,266
But when you build a house,

519
00:25:27,350 --> 00:25:29,725
you always start by doing some digging.

520
00:25:29,808 --> 00:25:32,225
And for some reason,
you almost always find marbles.

521
00:25:32,433 --> 00:25:34,975
I guess because they roll around
and get lost easily.

522
00:25:35,225 --> 00:25:37,891
But pretty much every foundation I ever dug,

523
00:25:37,975 --> 00:25:39,683
I always found a marble or two.

524
00:25:39,766 --> 00:25:41,059
So, guess what I did with them?

525
00:25:41,141 --> 00:25:42,433
- What?
- I kept them.

526
00:25:42,766 --> 00:25:44,475
So, if you count all those marbles,

527
00:25:44,558 --> 00:25:46,308
you'll know how many houses I built.

528
00:25:46,515 --> 00:25:48,600
That's a lot of houses.

529
00:25:48,683 --> 00:25:50,725
I worked a long time.

530
00:25:50,808 --> 00:25:52,059
How come you don't work now?

531
00:25:52,141 --> 00:25:54,184
Because I'm what
you call "retired."

532
00:25:54,558 --> 00:25:56,184
What's "retired"?

533
00:25:56,266 --> 00:25:59,390
It's when you stop working
so you can do other things.

534
00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:02,308
Like your grandmother and I had big plans,

535
00:26:02,390 --> 00:26:05,850
but sometimes things just don't work out.

536
00:26:07,350 --> 00:26:08,683
Can I have a marble now?

537
00:26:08,766 --> 00:26:09,766
Sure.

538
00:26:16,059 --> 00:26:17,059
What the...

539
00:26:20,475 --> 00:26:21,955
Careful, sweetheart.
Careful, careful.

540
00:26:35,016 --> 00:26:36,265
Are you okay, Grandpa?

541
00:26:36,350 --> 00:26:38,225
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just gonna rest

542
00:26:38,308 --> 00:26:40,390
down here for a while.

543
00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:43,808
Can I still have a marble?

544
00:26:43,891 --> 00:26:45,100
Take whatever you want.

545
00:26:50,225 --> 00:26:51,891
Oh, no.

546
00:26:51,975 --> 00:26:53,975
No, no.

547
00:26:54,059 --> 00:26:55,934
No.

548
00:26:57,641 --> 00:27:00,725
What's that racket upstairs?

549
00:27:00,808 --> 00:27:02,808
Grandpa lost his marbles.

550
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:26,195
Come to my room. Now.

551
00:27:29,433 --> 00:27:30,558
You wanted to see me?

552
00:27:30,641 --> 00:27:32,184
Yeah, come on in.

553
00:27:32,265 --> 00:27:33,475
Shut the door.

554
00:27:37,390 --> 00:27:38,433
Have a seat.

555
00:27:40,766 --> 00:27:42,100
So...

556
00:27:42,184 --> 00:27:44,850
You know that big jar of marbles I had?

557
00:27:44,934 --> 00:27:47,265
No. How would I know
about the things you have

558
00:27:47,350 --> 00:27:48,850
in your room...

559
00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:50,390
that used to be mine?

560
00:27:50,475 --> 00:27:51,516
That's good.

561
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:52,641
That's funny.

562
00:27:52,891 --> 00:27:54,059
That's real funny.

563
00:27:54,141 --> 00:27:56,059
Everybody likes a funny kid.

564
00:27:57,225 --> 00:27:58,641
I thought we were done with this.

565
00:27:58,725 --> 00:28:00,475
All you have to do is tell Mom and Dad

566
00:28:00,558 --> 00:28:02,078
that you want to switch rooms with me.

567
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:03,350
And then it'll be done.

568
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,516
You really want a war?

569
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,265
Because, you know, I've been in one.

570
00:28:07,350 --> 00:28:08,808
And it's not like video games.

571
00:28:08,891 --> 00:28:10,641
Even if you win, everybody gets hurt.

572
00:28:10,725 --> 00:28:12,225
I only want what's mine.

573
00:28:12,308 --> 00:28:13,600
By playing hardball, huh?

574
00:28:13,808 --> 00:28:15,100
I'm not playing.

575
00:28:15,183 --> 00:28:16,516
Fair enough.

576
00:28:18,059 --> 00:28:20,308
So, what are the rules of engagement?

577
00:28:20,390 --> 00:28:21,683
The what?

578
00:28:21,766 --> 00:28:24,100
Rules of engagement.

579
00:28:24,183 --> 00:28:26,516
What's allowed and not allowed.

580
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,100
You don't have rules in a war.

581
00:28:28,183 --> 00:28:29,641
Oh, yes, you do.

582
00:28:31,308 --> 00:28:32,390
"Rule number one...

583
00:28:33,016 --> 00:28:35,265
"No collateral damage

584
00:28:35,350 --> 00:28:38,558
"to civilians
or their property."

585
00:28:38,641 --> 00:28:41,850
That means it can't affect
your parents or your sisters.

586
00:28:42,140 --> 00:28:43,641
Agreed.

587
00:28:43,725 --> 00:28:45,766
"Rule number two...

588
00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:47,059
"No telling."

589
00:28:47,140 --> 00:28:48,600
This is man-to-man,

590
00:28:48,683 --> 00:28:50,225
just between me and you.

591
00:28:50,975 --> 00:28:52,809
No ratting the other guy out.

592
00:28:52,891 --> 00:28:54,016
Agreed.

593
00:28:54,516 --> 00:28:56,350
Okay. Sign.

594
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,265
Okay.

595
00:29:10,350 --> 00:29:12,683
You got your wish, Secret Warrior.

596
00:29:12,766 --> 00:29:14,225
Okay...

597
00:29:14,308 --> 00:29:15,809
Senior Soldier.

598
00:29:20,390 --> 00:29:21,641
But from now on,

599
00:29:21,725 --> 00:29:22,934
you better watch out.

600
00:29:28,390 --> 00:29:30,140
<i>The jungle...</i>

601
00:29:30,225 --> 00:29:32,683
<i>a place where animals both big and small,</i>

602
00:29:33,350 --> 00:29:35,433
<i>exotic and bizarre,</i>

603
00:29:35,516 --> 00:29:38,850
<i>coexist with one another in the same space</i>

604
00:29:38,934 --> 00:29:41,809
<i>and in the same time.</i>

605
00:29:41,891 --> 00:29:45,016
<i>The game... to survive.</i>

606
00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:48,016
<i>The stakes... life and death.</i>

607
00:29:48,975 --> 00:29:52,850
<i>Those who strike first
live to see another day.</i>

608
00:29:53,809 --> 00:29:55,350
<i>Those who sleep</i>

609
00:29:55,433 --> 00:29:57,100
<i>will be eaten alive.</i>

610
00:30:05,433 --> 00:30:09,934
<i>d I've heard people whisper d</i>

611
00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:14,975
<i>d That you aren't being true d</i>

612
00:30:15,058 --> 00:30:18,433
<i>d I just let them whisper d</i>

613
00:30:18,516 --> 00:30:24,516
<i>d 'Cause all I've got is you d</i>

614
00:30:24,683 --> 00:30:28,016
<i>d I've gotta believe d</i>

615
00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:31,058
<i>d In something d</i>

616
00:30:31,140 --> 00:30:32,225
<i>d I've gotta believe... d</i>

617
00:30:46,850 --> 00:30:49,891
Okay. Okay.

618
00:31:10,641 --> 00:31:11,641
What the...

619
00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:16,100
What is this stuff?

620
00:31:18,975 --> 00:31:20,975
Fast-drying foam sealant.

621
00:31:21,641 --> 00:31:23,308
I'm gonna kill this kid.

622
00:31:24,433 --> 00:31:25,913
You don't mess with me, you little...

623
00:31:29,225 --> 00:31:30,391
You think you're cute?

624
00:31:30,475 --> 00:31:32,891
You've welcomed a world of pain, my friend.

625
00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:35,641
You'll be sorry.
Mess with me, you little...

626
00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:41,183
Think you're cute?
You're not cute!

627
00:31:42,183 --> 00:31:43,265
Ah!

628
00:31:45,140 --> 00:31:47,015
Oh!

629
00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:50,934
Oh!

630
00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:52,433
Oh!

631
00:31:52,684 --> 00:31:54,600
This will never be spoken of.

632
00:31:54,684 --> 00:31:56,725
No idea what you're talking about.

633
00:32:00,641 --> 00:32:01,809
Oh!

634
00:32:02,266 --> 00:32:04,684
You're doing very well, Grandpa.

635
00:32:04,766 --> 00:32:05,766
Thank you, sweetheart.

636
00:32:05,850 --> 00:32:07,391
You're a very good teacher.

637
00:32:08,391 --> 00:32:10,140
Why is your face all red?

638
00:32:10,225 --> 00:32:11,641
I don't know.

639
00:32:12,391 --> 00:32:15,058
I may be allergic to something in this house.

640
00:32:16,183 --> 00:32:18,140
Well, I'm off to shaving cream.

641
00:32:18,225 --> 00:32:20,015
I mean, school.

642
00:32:20,100 --> 00:32:22,975
Uh, Peter, is that your binder?

643
00:32:24,725 --> 00:32:26,140
Yeah. Thanks.

644
00:32:28,975 --> 00:32:30,809
Have a good day at school, kiddo.

645
00:32:30,891 --> 00:32:32,100
Love you.

646
00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:40,433
Hey, Pete.

647
00:32:40,516 --> 00:32:42,559
How's your super unnecessary war going?

648
00:32:42,641 --> 00:32:45,266
Not good.
I was up all night.

649
00:32:45,350 --> 00:32:46,475
Couldn't sleep at all.

650
00:32:46,766 --> 00:32:48,133
Diarrhea?

651
00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:49,885
What? No.

652
00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:51,720
My grandpa.

653
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,128
Your grandpa had diarrhea?

654
00:32:53,212 --> 00:32:55,795
No. There's no diarrhea in this story.

655
00:32:56,378 --> 00:32:57,462
Oh.

656
00:32:57,962 --> 00:32:59,920
I did what you said yesterday,

657
00:33:00,003 --> 00:33:01,837
and I hit him good multiple times.

658
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,045
I even put hot sauce
in his coffee this morning.

659
00:33:04,670 --> 00:33:05,962
<i>So far, nothing.</i>

660
00:33:19,212 --> 00:33:21,462
Dude, your grandfather's using psyops.

661
00:33:21,545 --> 00:33:23,421
Psychological warfare.

662
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:26,171
Or maybe he's just being an adult.

663
00:33:26,253 --> 00:33:29,627
Peter, if you're done talking,
maybe you'd like to read us

664
00:33:29,712 --> 00:33:31,962
your report on what you did
over your summer vacation?

665
00:33:32,045 --> 00:33:33,378
Yeah. Sure.

666
00:33:36,378 --> 00:33:38,627
"My Summer Vacation" by Peter Decker.

667
00:33:38,712 --> 00:33:41,296
"This summer was one
of the best summer breaks I've ever had.

668
00:33:41,378 --> 00:33:43,421
"I rode my bike a lot and stopped showering

669
00:33:43,502 --> 00:33:45,752
"until I smelled like a monkey's butt."

670
00:33:48,837 --> 00:33:50,962
Keep reading, Peter.
Go on.

671
00:33:51,045 --> 00:33:52,962
- I don't want to. This isn't my...
- Read.

672
00:33:55,837 --> 00:33:58,462
"During my vacation,

673
00:33:58,545 --> 00:34:01,670
"I figured out how to freeze
my own farts in a baggie."

674
00:34:04,670 --> 00:34:06,045
I didn't write this!

675
00:34:06,128 --> 00:34:07,253
Have a seat.

676
00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:09,253
And see me after class.

677
00:34:14,627 --> 00:34:15,669
Psyops.

678
00:34:33,295 --> 00:34:34,335
Amateur.

679
00:34:54,210 --> 00:34:55,837
What's going on here?

680
00:34:55,918 --> 00:34:58,462
Nothing. Nothing. We were just, um...

681
00:34:58,545 --> 00:35:01,253
I was just dropping off
some vocabulary drills.

682
00:35:01,337 --> 00:35:03,295
- Really?
- Vocabulary.

683
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,587
Russell, go.

684
00:35:07,087 --> 00:35:08,253
Mia, stay.

685
00:35:09,712 --> 00:35:10,837
Do we not have a policy

686
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,378
about no boys in this house
when no one is here?

687
00:35:13,462 --> 00:35:15,628
Oh, my God, Mom, don't blow a gasket.

688
00:35:15,712 --> 00:35:16,878
We weren't doing anything.

689
00:35:16,962 --> 00:35:18,545
Don't you think I was your age once?

690
00:35:18,628 --> 00:35:20,420
- No, I don't.
- Really?

691
00:35:20,503 --> 00:35:22,670
- Yeah, 'cause you are...
- What?

692
00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:24,920
- You are literally... You are...
- Say it.

693
00:35:25,173 --> 00:35:26,173
Oh!

694
00:35:26,962 --> 00:35:30,145
Those vocabulary drills
are paying off, sweetie.

695
00:35:30,345 --> 00:35:31,395
Ugh!

696
00:35:53,587 --> 00:35:54,712
What the heck?

697
00:35:55,628 --> 00:35:57,003
Whoa!

698
00:36:04,212 --> 00:36:06,545
Don't start nothing, won't be nothing.

699
00:36:08,212 --> 00:36:09,337
He got me.

700
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,330
Aww!

701
00:36:13,738 --> 00:36:15,832
I got him good.
Tape on the doorway.

702
00:36:16,003 --> 00:36:18,045
Like I wouldn't
see that coming from a mile away.

703
00:36:18,128 --> 00:36:20,045
- Rookie!
- Tape on the doorway.

704
00:36:20,128 --> 00:36:21,587
Tape on the doorway.

705
00:36:22,003 --> 00:36:23,295
Step back, boys.
Big hitter.

706
00:36:23,378 --> 00:36:24,962
- All right.
- Yep. Stepping back.

707
00:36:35,503 --> 00:36:36,670
We should skip this hole.

708
00:36:36,753 --> 00:36:38,253
- Yeah, good idea. Come on.
- Yeah.

709
00:36:42,962 --> 00:36:45,503
I wonder how my grandpa's
golf game is... going.

710
00:36:46,337 --> 00:36:47,378
My Jordans.

711
00:36:50,753 --> 00:36:54,587
Dude, I think your grandpa might be a ninja.

712
00:36:55,087 --> 00:36:56,587
My Jordans!

713
00:37:15,712 --> 00:37:16,753
First time?

714
00:37:16,837 --> 00:37:18,587
Unfortunately, no.

715
00:37:19,795 --> 00:37:21,295
What are you, a spy or something?

716
00:37:21,378 --> 00:37:23,878
No, I'm just trying to outsmart my grandson.

717
00:37:23,962 --> 00:37:26,378
We're in the middle of
a turf battle over a bedroom.

718
00:37:26,462 --> 00:37:28,503
I just moved into my daughter's house, so...

719
00:37:28,587 --> 00:37:30,128
No, no, no, don't say anything else.

720
00:37:30,212 --> 00:37:31,920
That way, they can't make me testify.

721
00:37:32,753 --> 00:37:34,003
I won't.

722
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:36,587
You need a hand?

723
00:37:36,670 --> 00:37:38,295
No, let me give it one more shot.

724
00:37:40,378 --> 00:37:43,253
Oh, come on.
Yeah, I...

725
00:37:43,337 --> 00:37:44,618
All right, what am I doing wrong now?

726
00:37:44,628 --> 00:37:46,920
Oh! No, I'm not
gonna help you now.

727
00:37:47,003 --> 00:37:49,587
- That way, you'll never learn.
- Making it tough on me, huh?

728
00:37:53,212 --> 00:37:54,628
You're on your way.

729
00:37:57,795 --> 00:37:58,795
<i>Bam!</i>

730
00:37:58,878 --> 00:38:01,670
<i>Cars like this 1974 Volkswagen Bug use...</i>

731
00:38:01,753 --> 00:38:03,045
We had one of those, remember?

732
00:38:03,128 --> 00:38:04,248
We changed the clutch on it.

733
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,840
Yeah, how could I forget?
You dropped the flywheel on my toe.

734
00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:10,462
Well, that was your fault
for mistaking me for your son.

735
00:38:10,545 --> 00:38:12,265
Anybody want to watch anything else, maybe?

736
00:38:12,337 --> 00:38:14,003
Like, uh, Netflix?

737
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,045
Weather Channel?

738
00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:18,378
C-SPAN?

739
00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:19,878
<i>The Grinch Who Stole Christmas.</i>

740
00:38:19,962 --> 00:38:21,003
Hey, yeah.

741
00:38:21,170 --> 00:38:22,712
Hey. Going to Skyler's house.

742
00:38:22,962 --> 00:38:24,670
What? Now?

743
00:38:25,212 --> 00:38:26,462
Yeah. I'm studying.

744
00:38:27,378 --> 00:38:29,795
Do you want me to get
into a good college or not?

745
00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:33,503
Okay. Bye.

746
00:38:34,753 --> 00:38:36,670
She's going to see Russell.
I know it.

747
00:38:38,795 --> 00:38:39,818
What?

748
00:38:40,018 --> 00:38:41,285
None of my business.

749
00:38:41,295 --> 00:38:42,855
No, come on.
You're gonna say it anyway.

750
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,337
Okay.

751
00:38:44,420 --> 00:38:47,128
My advice about fighting
with her about her boyfriend is don't.

752
00:38:47,337 --> 00:38:49,212
It cost me two years with you.

753
00:38:49,670 --> 00:38:50,670
Yeah.

754
00:38:50,753 --> 00:38:52,077
When you started dating Artie here.

755
00:38:52,087 --> 00:38:53,712
That's not true.
I don't remember that.

756
00:38:53,795 --> 00:38:55,170
Well, I do.
It was terrible.

757
00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:57,502
I was over at the house all the time.

758
00:38:57,602 --> 00:38:58,827
Yeah, you were over at the house

759
00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:00,997
talking to your mother.
You barely talked to me at all.

760
00:39:01,445 --> 00:39:02,653
Oh.

761
00:39:02,737 --> 00:39:03,862
- Really?
- Yeah.

762
00:39:04,528 --> 00:39:06,344
Um... Sorry, Dad.

763
00:39:06,444 --> 00:39:07,819
No, don't be.
It was my fault.

764
00:39:07,903 --> 00:39:09,226
I thought he wasn't good enough for you,

765
00:39:09,236 --> 00:39:11,403
till I realized that wasn't the point.

766
00:39:11,903 --> 00:39:13,983
The point was you thought
he was good enough for you.

767
00:39:14,569 --> 00:39:17,028
But you and Arthur get along great now.

768
00:39:17,111 --> 00:39:18,694
Because I stopped being an idiot.

769
00:39:18,778 --> 00:39:20,903
But I'll never get those two years back.

770
00:39:22,111 --> 00:39:23,444
Wow. Uh...

771
00:39:23,819 --> 00:39:25,194
I appreciate that, Ed.

772
00:39:25,278 --> 00:39:26,438
You're welcome, Artie. I mean

773
00:39:26,782 --> 00:39:28,241
I meant that, sincerely.

774
00:39:29,028 --> 00:39:31,028
But the career, not so much.

775
00:39:31,361 --> 00:39:32,528
What?

776
00:39:32,944 --> 00:39:34,111
Dad!

777
00:39:34,194 --> 00:39:35,934
Nothing against Artie.
It's just that I think

778
00:39:35,944 --> 00:39:38,111
that people who lose sight of their dreams

779
00:39:38,194 --> 00:39:40,194
and settle for less are never very happy.

780
00:39:40,278 --> 00:39:41,278
That's all.

781
00:39:41,361 --> 00:39:44,069
Really?
Well, I find that those same people

782
00:39:44,153 --> 00:39:46,236
tend to have secure incomes.

783
00:39:46,319 --> 00:39:49,278
Which then allow them to, I don't know,

784
00:39:49,361 --> 00:39:51,361
take in an aging senior, perhaps.

785
00:39:51,444 --> 00:39:52,986
And the name's Arthur.

786
00:39:54,236 --> 00:39:56,778
Come on, honey.
Let's go. It's bedtime.

787
00:39:56,861 --> 00:39:57,861
Here we go.

788
00:39:57,944 --> 00:39:59,444
Night, sweetie.

789
00:39:59,528 --> 00:40:00,778
- Night.
- Good night.

790
00:40:02,611 --> 00:40:04,944
I thought you stopped being an idiot.

791
00:40:06,278 --> 00:40:07,361
Sorry.

792
00:40:16,903 --> 00:40:18,653
I can't put anything back together.

793
00:40:18,736 --> 00:40:20,361
He took all of the screws.

794
00:40:20,444 --> 00:40:22,278
So now I'm sleeping on the floor.

795
00:40:22,361 --> 00:40:23,528
<i>That's hilarious.</i>

796
00:40:23,944 --> 00:40:25,194
Yeah. Ha ha.

797
00:40:25,278 --> 00:40:26,758
<i>Dude, you might have to face the fact</i>

798
00:40:26,819 --> 00:40:28,393
<i>that your grandfather's
just smarter than you.</i>

799
00:40:28,403 --> 00:40:30,736
- Hey!
- <i>Billy, nice snake.</i>

800
00:40:30,819 --> 00:40:31,819
<i>Thanks.</i>

801
00:40:31,903 --> 00:40:34,986
<i>Steven, I found the dog
chewing your snuggables again.</i>

802
00:40:35,194 --> 00:40:37,444
<i>Those aren't mine.</i>

803
00:40:37,819 --> 00:40:38,861
<i>Really?</i>

804
00:40:38,944 --> 00:40:41,528
<i>It says "Captain Steve" on the waistband.</i>

805
00:40:41,611 --> 00:40:43,107
Get out of my room!

806
00:40:43,616 --> 00:40:45,109
Captain Steve.

807
00:40:54,261 --> 00:40:55,645
See? Not that hard.

808
00:40:55,928 --> 00:40:57,319
Yeah. Thanks, kiddo.

809
00:40:57,803 --> 00:40:59,636
Okay, off you go.

810
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:00,969
Skedaddle. Thanks.

811
00:41:07,261 --> 00:41:09,428
Yeah. Now you're talking.

812
00:41:11,553 --> 00:41:13,178
<i>I know something you could do, Peter.</i>

813
00:41:13,261 --> 00:41:14,553
- What?
- <i>You could use</i>

814
00:41:14,636 --> 00:41:16,316
<i>some of the mental energy you're expending</i>

815
00:41:16,344 --> 00:41:17,844
<i>on thinking up stupid tricks</i>

816
00:41:17,928 --> 00:41:20,928
<i>to play on your grandfather
to not get a C in math.</i>

817
00:41:21,011 --> 00:41:24,178
Who cares about math?
This is real life.

818
00:41:24,261 --> 00:41:27,344
<i>Said the guy building
a fake castle in a video game.</i>

819
00:41:27,428 --> 00:41:29,844
Petersburg isn't a castle.

820
00:41:29,928 --> 00:41:31,094
<i>It's a palace.</i>

821
00:41:31,178 --> 00:41:32,782
And after three years in the making

822
00:41:32,982 --> 00:41:34,283
It's almost finished.

823
00:41:35,319 --> 00:41:36,427
Too easy.

824
00:41:44,103 --> 00:41:45,103
No. No.

825
00:41:45,386 --> 00:41:46,504
Uh-oh.

826
00:41:46,846 --> 00:41:47,872
Uh-oh!

827
00:41:48,053 --> 00:41:50,717
And then see if the light comes back on.

828
00:41:51,228 --> 00:41:52,393
No, No, No!

829
00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:53,360
No, No!

830
00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:55,513
Any nimrod knows that.

831
00:41:55,613 --> 00:41:56,514
Ah!

832
00:41:58,825 --> 00:41:59,625
Ow!

833
00:42:01,261 --> 00:42:02,486
What the...

834
00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:08,851
[Pete replacing creamy cookie filling with toothpaste]

835
00:42:32,553 --> 00:42:33,594
Did you bring it?

836
00:42:33,678 --> 00:42:34,844
You got the cash?

837
00:42:39,803 --> 00:42:41,053
Dude, it's all there.

838
00:42:41,136 --> 00:42:43,636
I'm sure it is, Pete.
I'm sure it is.

839
00:43:06,678 --> 00:43:08,219
Not funny, Peter.

840
00:43:09,094 --> 00:43:10,219
Nice snake.

841
00:43:10,303 --> 00:43:11,636
Nice, nice snake.
Nice snake.

842
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:13,511
Nice. Take all the room
you want.

843
00:43:13,594 --> 00:43:14,594
Do whatever you want.

844
00:43:15,136 --> 00:43:17,136
I'm just, I'm just gonna go.

845
00:43:17,219 --> 00:43:18,469
Go over here.

846
00:43:26,178 --> 00:43:28,136
Don't mind if I do, Eddie.

847
00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:33,844
God!

848
00:43:34,886 --> 00:43:36,303
You stay there. You stay there.

849
00:43:36,678 --> 00:43:38,011
You stay there.

850
00:44:22,969 --> 00:44:23,969
What's that?

851
00:44:24,053 --> 00:44:25,969
It's a Vitalert necklace.

852
00:44:26,053 --> 00:44:27,303
A what?

853
00:44:27,386 --> 00:44:29,136
Like those TV commercials?

854
00:44:29,219 --> 00:44:31,011
You expect me to wear that?

855
00:44:31,094 --> 00:44:32,761
Absolutely not.

856
00:44:32,844 --> 00:44:34,844
Absolutely not.
No way.

857
00:44:34,928 --> 00:44:36,324
- Look...
No!

858
00:44:36,803 --> 00:44:38,076
You wear it under your shirt,

859
00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:40,011
and, hey, nobody can even see it.

860
00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:41,254
- You can't see that.
- Right?

861
00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:42,626
If you don't want to wear it for you,

862
00:44:42,636 --> 00:44:44,053
wear it for me.

863
00:44:44,636 --> 00:44:46,178
But I don't need this.

864
00:44:46,261 --> 00:44:47,719
- Really?
- I don't need this.

865
00:44:47,803 --> 00:44:51,053
Because Arthur says
that you've been acting...

866
00:44:51,969 --> 00:44:53,344
Oddly.

867
00:44:53,428 --> 00:44:55,719
- He has?
- For the record,

868
00:44:55,803 --> 00:44:57,761
I didn't say "oddly."

869
00:44:57,844 --> 00:44:59,511
I said "confused."

870
00:45:00,844 --> 00:45:02,033
Confused?

871
00:45:02,353 --> 00:45:05,220
Look, Dad,is it so hard to believe
that we care about you?

872
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,668
Probably won't even need to use it.

873
00:45:06,678 --> 00:45:09,011
You got that right,
'cause I'm not wearing it.

874
00:45:09,094 --> 00:45:11,803
Look, it gives me peace of mind to know

875
00:45:11,886 --> 00:45:13,803
that with just one push of a button,

876
00:45:13,886 --> 00:45:15,719
you can get help if you need it.

877
00:45:20,178 --> 00:45:21,344
Please?

878
00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:23,261
Please.

879
00:45:37,261 --> 00:45:38,969
Sweet necklace, Grandpa.

880
00:45:39,053 --> 00:45:41,344
For every action, my friend.

881
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:58,136
Ugh!

882
00:46:32,261 --> 00:46:33,678
Ugh!

883
00:46:36,803 --> 00:46:38,594
And this is how you found him?

884
00:46:38,678 --> 00:46:40,344
Yeah.

885
00:46:40,428 --> 00:46:43,261
When I couldn't reach him online,
I got worried.

886
00:46:44,094 --> 00:46:45,928
My life's work...

887
00:46:46,662 --> 00:46:48,514
Ruined!

888
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,761
All I see is a pile of rubble.

889
00:46:50,844 --> 00:46:53,094
He destroyed Petersburg!

890
00:46:53,178 --> 00:46:55,761
I've been building it for more
than a third of my life.

891
00:46:55,844 --> 00:46:59,108
Actually, three over 12 is exactly 25%,

892
00:46:59,208 --> 00:47:01,344
which is less than a third of your life.

893
00:47:02,811 --> 00:47:04,078
Well, it is.

894
00:47:05,706 --> 00:47:06,706
It's okay, buddy.

895
00:47:40,998 --> 00:47:43,194
Oh. You see, dear?

896
00:47:43,290 --> 00:47:45,196
I was right.
The boy's coming around.

897
00:47:45,581 --> 00:47:48,491
Do you both promise to use your words?

898
00:47:48,748 --> 00:47:49,825
I promise.

899
00:47:50,540 --> 00:47:51,998
Why are we doing it this way?

900
00:47:52,081 --> 00:47:54,206
Because, when you have peace talks,

901
00:47:54,290 --> 00:47:56,248
you need someone neutral to mediate.

902
00:47:56,290 --> 00:47:58,331
Otherwise, it just breaks down into yelling.

903
00:47:58,415 --> 00:48:00,165
- This is dumb!
- Well, we're doing it.

904
00:48:00,248 --> 00:48:01,540
Besides, it took me five minutes

905
00:48:01,623 --> 00:48:03,463
to get in this chair, and I'm not getting out.

906
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,217
Grandpa promised. You have to promise.

907
00:48:07,415 --> 00:48:09,720
Okay, fine. I promise.

908
00:48:10,206 --> 00:48:12,707
Good. Now, I will admit

909
00:48:12,873 --> 00:48:14,290
that hostilities may have escalated

910
00:48:14,373 --> 00:48:15,773
more than either of us anticipated.

911
00:48:15,831 --> 00:48:18,206
You don't touch another man's computer!

912
00:48:18,290 --> 00:48:19,356
That's not cool!

913
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,090
That's what war is all about, kiddo.

914
00:48:21,173 --> 00:48:22,133
War?

915
00:48:22,274 --> 00:48:23,852
I just want my room back!

916
00:48:23,952 --> 00:48:25,194
No yelling.

917
00:48:25,294 --> 00:48:27,321
I'm not yelling. He's yelling.

918
00:48:27,413 --> 00:48:29,040
Say you're sorry to Grandpa.

919
00:48:29,081 --> 00:48:30,540
No, it's okay, sweetheart.

920
00:48:30,623 --> 00:48:31,748
I love you, Grandpa.

921
00:48:31,831 --> 00:48:32,873
I love you, too.

922
00:48:33,790 --> 00:48:35,206
- Stop that!
- Stop what?

923
00:48:35,290 --> 00:48:37,250
- What's going on here?
- Nothing's going on here.

924
00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:38,405
You're supposed to be neutral!

925
00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:40,331
I don't even know what that means.

926
00:48:40,415 --> 00:48:43,623
It means you shouldn't
act like you like him better than me.

927
00:48:43,706 --> 00:48:45,540
I do like him better than you.

928
00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:46,873
He gave me a cookie.

929
00:48:48,540 --> 00:48:50,123
Okay, that sounds worse than it is.

930
00:48:50,206 --> 00:48:52,540
It is true a cookie was given,
but it was way before

931
00:48:52,623 --> 00:48:54,540
this negotiation had even been scheduled.

932
00:48:55,748 --> 00:48:58,581
Chocolate chip, my favorite.

933
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,665
Mine, too.

934
00:49:00,748 --> 00:49:01,748
That's it.

935
00:49:01,831 --> 00:49:03,581
I'm done.
Peace is canceled.

936
00:49:03,583 --> 00:49:04,859
No yelling.

937
00:49:05,117 --> 00:49:06,152
Shut up!

938
00:49:06,331 --> 00:49:08,540
- Shut up's a bad word.
- Peter.

939
00:49:09,206 --> 00:49:10,956
Can I have my second cookie now?

940
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:12,700
Peter, Peter, Peter, hold on.
Please.

941
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:13,915
Come on.
You're right.

942
00:49:13,998 --> 00:49:15,290
A cookie may have been involved,

943
00:49:15,373 --> 00:49:18,248
which may have been an attempt
to influence the mediator,

944
00:49:18,331 --> 00:49:21,459
which, in retrospect,
may have been inappropriate.

945
00:49:21,915 --> 00:49:22,969
May have been?

946
00:49:23,069 --> 00:49:26,331
Okay, to be fair, you entered negotiations
with a bit of an attitude yourself.

947
00:49:26,415 --> 00:49:28,175
You didn't really
give peacea chance, either.

948
00:49:28,498 --> 00:49:29,967
Why should I?

949
00:49:30,367 --> 00:49:31,760
You demolished Petersburg.

950
00:49:31,998 --> 00:49:34,530
But that's what I've been
trying to tell you when this all started.

951
00:49:34,540 --> 00:49:36,706
War is no game, Peter.

952
00:49:36,790 --> 00:49:39,331
Only kids and fools and generals think that.

953
00:49:39,415 --> 00:49:40,415
War hurts.

954
00:49:40,498 --> 00:49:43,831
War wounds and kills and causes misery.

955
00:49:43,915 --> 00:49:45,831
We got to end this somehow.

956
00:49:45,915 --> 00:49:47,706
How?

957
00:49:47,790 --> 00:49:51,040
What if we have one final competition,
winner take all?

958
00:49:51,123 --> 00:49:53,623
- What kind of competition?
- I don't know. You pick.

959
00:49:53,706 --> 00:49:56,226
Whatever you want, I'll do it
and this whole thing will be over.

960
00:49:56,415 --> 00:49:58,123
- Whatever I want?
- Whatever you want.

961
00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:02,373
Okay.

962
00:50:04,498 --> 00:50:05,540
It's not a date.

963
00:50:05,748 --> 00:50:07,508
It's just that we need a fourth for the team

964
00:50:07,540 --> 00:50:10,248
and it needs to be a woman,
and I don't know anyone else.

965
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:12,113
So, let me get this straight.

966
00:50:12,123 --> 00:50:13,831
You want me to help you and your buddies

967
00:50:13,915 --> 00:50:16,206
to beat up your grandson and his buddies,

968
00:50:16,290 --> 00:50:17,738
because the two of you can't figure out

969
00:50:17,748 --> 00:50:19,706
some way to live in the same house?

970
00:50:20,373 --> 00:50:22,081
Well, when you put it like that...

971
00:50:22,165 --> 00:50:23,290
I'm in.

972
00:50:23,956 --> 00:50:26,748
My granddaughter can be
a pain in the butt sometimes.

973
00:50:34,998 --> 00:50:35,998
Whoo!

974
00:50:39,206 --> 00:50:40,831
Holy Mary, we're dead.

975
00:50:41,081 --> 00:50:42,998
Ah, it's just an intimidation tactic, Danny.

976
00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:44,998
Don't let them see your fear.

977
00:50:45,206 --> 00:50:46,456
They feed off that.

978
00:50:46,540 --> 00:50:48,706
They're like baby velociraptors.

979
00:50:48,790 --> 00:50:50,956
Yeah. We're up.

980
00:50:52,665 --> 00:50:54,706
Do you guys even remember
how to play dodgeball?

981
00:50:54,790 --> 00:50:57,248
Did they even have dodgeball in the 1800s?

982
00:50:57,331 --> 00:50:59,415
They had wiseass kids, I know that.

983
00:50:59,498 --> 00:51:01,373
And just remember, no headsies.

984
00:51:01,456 --> 00:51:02,498
And no nutsies.

985
00:51:02,665 --> 00:51:04,040
No aiming for the junk.

986
00:51:04,331 --> 00:51:05,456
Yeah. What he said.

987
00:51:05,540 --> 00:51:07,030
Hope you brought your Poligrip, old man,

988
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,530
'cause those false teeth are coming out.

989
00:51:08,540 --> 00:51:10,040
Big words for a little baby.

990
00:51:10,540 --> 00:51:12,540
Sure you don't need your diaper changed?

991
00:51:12,998 --> 00:51:14,081
Sure you don't?

992
00:51:14,165 --> 00:51:15,956
Ooh!

993
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,748
- Men.
- Tell me about it.

994
00:51:17,956 --> 00:51:19,831
You're gonna love the attic, Grandpa.

995
00:51:19,998 --> 00:51:21,665
We're gonna see about that, Petey boy.

996
00:51:21,748 --> 00:51:23,373
Let's get it on.

997
00:51:23,456 --> 00:51:24,665
Let's get it on!

998
00:51:37,165 --> 00:51:38,165
Hi.

999
00:51:38,248 --> 00:51:39,581
Run for your lives!

1000
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:41,040
Fire!

1001
00:51:42,998 --> 00:51:45,040
I'm already regretting agreeing to do this.

1002
00:51:47,290 --> 00:51:48,331
Man down.

1003
00:51:50,831 --> 00:51:52,748
Hey! We said no headsies.

1004
00:51:53,081 --> 00:51:55,081
Oops. It slipped.

1005
00:51:55,165 --> 00:51:56,956
Punk.

1006
00:51:57,165 --> 00:51:58,748
That's game!

1007
00:51:58,831 --> 00:52:00,498
Age Appropriate Team, one.

1008
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,956
- Whoo!
- Yeah! That's what's up!

1009
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,165
AARP Team, none.

1010
00:52:07,165 --> 00:52:09,456
My ears are ringing.
This is barbaric.

1011
00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:11,040
Man up, Danny.
Get in the game.

1012
00:52:11,123 --> 00:52:13,043
- Who's this again?
- Come on, bring it in, guys.

1013
00:52:13,081 --> 00:52:14,415
Bring it in.

1014
00:52:14,998 --> 00:52:17,248
Obviously, they're way too fast for us.

1015
00:52:17,331 --> 00:52:18,456
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1016
00:52:18,540 --> 00:52:20,040
We're gonna have to play our game

1017
00:52:20,123 --> 00:52:21,790
if we're gonna win this thing.
Am I right?

1018
00:52:21,873 --> 00:52:23,081
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

1019
00:52:23,165 --> 00:52:24,706
Okay. I have an idea.

1020
00:52:27,206 --> 00:52:29,040
Game two.
Positions, people.

1021
00:52:32,998 --> 00:52:34,415
Grab 'em!

1022
00:52:39,290 --> 00:52:40,415
Fire!

1023
00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:49,581
Yeah. Now you're in trouble.

1024
00:52:51,873 --> 00:52:53,123
Boom!

1025
00:52:53,915 --> 00:52:55,165
Out, out, out.

1026
00:52:55,248 --> 00:52:56,581
Two catches and a hit.
You three.

1027
00:52:56,665 --> 00:52:58,873
Come on, you old coots,
give me your best shot.

1028
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,290
Well, if it isn't Mr. Headsies.

1029
00:53:02,165 --> 00:53:03,165
Whoo!

1030
00:53:03,748 --> 00:53:04,748
Whoo!

1031
00:53:10,331 --> 00:53:11,540
Nutsies.

1032
00:53:12,748 --> 00:53:14,165
Oops. Slipped.

1033
00:53:14,248 --> 00:53:16,290
That's game two.
We tied, one apiece.

1034
00:53:16,373 --> 00:53:18,623
Final match.
Winner takes all.

1035
00:53:19,165 --> 00:53:20,581
You okay?

1036
00:53:20,915 --> 00:53:22,248
Okay?

1037
00:53:22,540 --> 00:53:23,956
Positions, people.

1038
00:53:29,665 --> 00:53:30,998
What's he doing?

1039
00:53:31,081 --> 00:53:32,081
Danny.

1040
00:53:34,581 --> 00:53:35,623
You're an animal.

1041
00:53:35,706 --> 00:53:36,915
Hells yeah!

1042
00:53:36,998 --> 00:53:38,331
Whose house is this?

1043
00:53:38,415 --> 00:53:39,498
- Our house!
- Our house!

1044
00:53:39,581 --> 00:53:41,873
- Yeah!
- Let's do this.

1045
00:53:58,540 --> 00:53:59,706
Jerry, what happened?

1046
00:54:00,081 --> 00:54:01,581
I tore something.

1047
00:54:01,915 --> 00:54:03,331
Yeah, I definitely heard a pop.

1048
00:54:05,206 --> 00:54:07,123
Dude... I mean, old dude.

1049
00:54:07,206 --> 00:54:09,206
- Are you okay?
- Of course he's okay, dummy.

1050
00:54:12,581 --> 00:54:14,206
You, you're out.

1051
00:54:14,415 --> 00:54:15,540
Cheap.

1052
00:54:22,665 --> 00:54:24,581
You can't get me.
I'm on fire!

1053
00:54:27,498 --> 00:54:28,790
Sorry, Danny.

1054
00:54:38,081 --> 00:54:40,373
Oh! What's up, son?

1055
00:54:46,665 --> 00:54:47,873
You two, out.

1056
00:54:48,290 --> 00:54:50,415
- What?
- That's not fair!

1057
00:54:50,498 --> 00:54:51,956
Yeah, ref, doesn't count.

1058
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:54,331
Kid was already out
and he throws like a girl.

1059
00:54:54,498 --> 00:54:55,748
Ooh!

1060
00:54:56,415 --> 00:54:58,373
Diane, what's with the friendly fire?

1061
00:54:58,456 --> 00:55:00,206
What are you, a rogue agent now?

1062
00:55:00,290 --> 00:55:01,623
You three, out.

1063
00:55:01,873 --> 00:55:03,165
- Yes!
- Nice.

1064
00:55:03,415 --> 00:55:06,498
Sorry, Peter's grandpa,
but I'm gonna end you.

1065
00:55:07,873 --> 00:55:09,623
Hey, what happened to the sisterhood?

1066
00:55:09,706 --> 00:55:10,748
Sorry, kid.

1067
00:55:13,540 --> 00:55:16,540
- You will not have died in vain.
- This is so dumb.

1068
00:55:16,623 --> 00:55:19,248
Yeah, you're out now.
Off you go.

1069
00:55:22,456 --> 00:55:23,915
Come on, Peter, you got this!

1070
00:55:23,998 --> 00:55:25,581
- End him.
- Get your room back.

1071
00:55:27,081 --> 00:55:28,790
Finish him, Ed.

1072
00:55:29,998 --> 00:55:32,415
What are y'all waiting for?
End it!

1073
00:55:32,831 --> 00:55:35,165
I got an 8-year-old's
birthday party that's next.

1074
00:55:52,831 --> 00:55:53,831
- It's a tie.
- What?

1075
00:55:53,915 --> 00:55:54,998
- Come on.
- No way!

1076
00:55:55,081 --> 00:55:56,415
- What? No way!
- What? A tie?

1077
00:55:56,498 --> 00:55:57,946
I totally caught his ball
before he caught mine.

1078
00:55:57,956 --> 00:55:59,290
No, I caught the ball first.

1079
00:55:59,373 --> 00:56:00,738
- Really?
- Seriously, he caught it before him.

1080
00:56:00,748 --> 00:56:02,508
- He bobbled his.
- I didn't bobble anything.

1081
00:56:02,581 --> 00:56:03,623
He's got butterfingers.

1082
00:56:04,498 --> 00:56:05,665
See? Butter.

1083
00:56:05,748 --> 00:56:07,623
He's old...
His fingers don't work.

1084
00:56:07,831 --> 00:56:09,206
I got one finger that works.

1085
00:56:10,873 --> 00:56:12,956
Okay, that's enough.
Game over.

1086
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,623
Go home, all y'all, seriously. Leave.

1087
00:56:14,706 --> 00:56:15,790
- I won.
- Yeah, sure.

1088
00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:17,415
- I won.
- Are you kidding me?

1089
00:56:17,498 --> 00:56:18,863
- You lost. I'm sorry.
- What are you talking about?

1090
00:56:18,873 --> 00:56:20,280
- You know that.
- What are you talking about?

1091
00:56:20,290 --> 00:56:22,206
I obviously caught it before you.

1092
00:56:22,373 --> 00:56:24,040
This place have a bar?

1093
00:56:24,123 --> 00:56:25,123
Hmm.

1094
00:56:31,540 --> 00:56:32,790
What's this?

1095
00:56:33,581 --> 00:56:34,873
I'm just doodling.

1096
00:56:34,956 --> 00:56:36,873
It doesn't look like one of your usual...

1097
00:56:36,956 --> 00:56:38,665
what do you call 'em, boxes.

1098
00:56:38,998 --> 00:56:40,456
Yeah.

1099
00:56:40,998 --> 00:56:42,318
No, don't get me wrong.
I meant...

1100
00:56:42,373 --> 00:56:43,773
It's interesting, really.
I like it.

1101
00:56:44,081 --> 00:56:45,331
Is this for work?

1102
00:56:45,415 --> 00:56:47,248
No, the... The city's

1103
00:56:47,331 --> 00:56:49,206
taking bids for an addition to the library.

1104
00:56:49,290 --> 00:56:52,165
So I thought I would submit a design.

1105
00:56:52,498 --> 00:56:54,206
But you know how it is.
I'm sure they'll

1106
00:56:54,290 --> 00:56:55,831
just pick one of the big firms.

1107
00:56:56,706 --> 00:56:59,998
Well, you miss 100%
of the shots you don't take.

1108
00:57:00,873 --> 00:57:02,456
You know who said that?

1109
00:57:02,706 --> 00:57:03,915
Uh...

1110
00:57:04,623 --> 00:57:05,706
No.

1111
00:57:05,790 --> 00:57:06,831
Wayne Gretzky.

1112
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,081
Best hockey player of all time.

1113
00:57:10,165 --> 00:57:11,915
I was gonna say that.

1114
00:57:12,165 --> 00:57:13,498
The Great One?

1115
00:57:13,581 --> 00:57:14,915
The greatest.

1116
00:57:15,165 --> 00:57:16,498
Still not a sports guy.

1117
00:57:16,581 --> 00:57:18,081
- Nah.
- Okay.

1118
00:57:59,540 --> 00:58:01,456
- Found him.
- Prepare a sedative.

1119
00:58:01,540 --> 00:58:03,123
Just lay down, sir.

1120
00:58:03,206 --> 00:58:04,373
What is this?

1121
00:58:04,456 --> 00:58:05,780
- Relax, sir.
- Hold him. Hold him.

1122
00:58:05,790 --> 00:58:07,230
We're trying to save your life, sir.

1123
00:58:07,248 --> 00:58:08,777
Get that thing away from me!

1124
00:58:09,152 --> 00:58:10,267
Sir, you are not helping us.

1125
00:58:10,277 --> 00:58:11,475
I just bought these, you idiot!

1126
00:58:11,485 --> 00:58:12,725
- What are you...
- Don't worry, sir.

1127
00:58:12,735 --> 00:58:14,110
You're in good hands.

1128
00:58:14,402 --> 00:58:15,407
You touch me with those, you die!

1129
00:58:15,417 --> 00:58:17,250
Patient appears combative.

1130
00:58:17,260 --> 00:58:18,286
We might need restraints.

1131
00:58:18,428 --> 00:58:19,871
Restraints!
I don't need restraints!

1132
00:58:19,971 --> 00:58:20,831
Just relax, sir.

1133
00:58:20,931 --> 00:58:22,032
Don't do it! Ahh!

1134
00:58:24,902 --> 00:58:26,402
Dude, I hated that test.

1135
00:58:26,819 --> 00:58:28,485
I think I did pretty good.

1136
00:58:30,719 --> 00:58:31,691
Get in the car.

1137
00:58:34,594 --> 00:58:35,494
Uh...

1138
00:58:35,985 --> 00:58:37,531
Thanks, but

1139
00:58:37,902 --> 00:58:40,844
I think I'm just gonna take
the bus home with my friends.

1140
00:58:40,927 --> 00:58:42,610
Come on, get in the car.

1141
00:58:46,194 --> 00:58:47,735
Bye.

1142
00:58:56,819 --> 00:58:58,444
Friend of yours?

1143
00:58:58,652 --> 00:59:00,110
That's Chuck.

1144
00:59:00,194 --> 00:59:02,069
You don't need to know about Chuck.

1145
00:59:05,902 --> 00:59:07,235
Um...

1146
00:59:07,985 --> 00:59:09,194
Where are we going?

1147
00:59:09,277 --> 00:59:10,402
Clear Lake.

1148
00:59:10,485 --> 00:59:12,402
Nice place. You'll like it.

1149
00:59:22,860 --> 00:59:24,819
You know I'm only 12, right?

1150
00:59:26,027 --> 00:59:28,027
That's a lot of life left to live.

1151
00:59:28,444 --> 00:59:31,110
I could be president someday.

1152
00:59:32,860 --> 00:59:35,402
Be on the first manned mission to Mars.

1153
00:59:36,235 --> 00:59:38,194
Holy heck!

1154
00:59:39,777 --> 00:59:41,319
Get out.

1155
00:59:50,527 --> 00:59:52,069
You know...

1156
00:59:52,152 --> 00:59:53,985
Mom's expecting us for dinner.

1157
00:59:54,069 --> 00:59:56,194
Maybe I should call her,

1158
00:59:56,277 --> 00:59:57,819
let her know where we're at.

1159
00:59:57,902 --> 01:00:00,069
Don't bother. We're bringing
dinner home tonight.

1160
01:00:03,527 --> 01:00:05,402
I rented it for a couple hours.

1161
01:00:05,527 --> 01:00:07,694
I thought me and you
could do a little fishing.

1162
01:00:07,777 --> 01:00:08,688
Together.

1163
01:00:08,947 --> 01:00:09,648
[Relieved Sigh]

1164
01:00:10,152 --> 01:00:11,277
How's that sound?

1165
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,777
Great!

1166
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:16,194
I mean, I'm not gonna have fun.

1167
01:00:16,277 --> 01:00:17,819
You'll have fun.

1168
01:00:27,235 --> 01:00:28,694
I think I caught one.

1169
01:00:30,027 --> 01:00:32,069
That a way.

1170
01:00:33,069 --> 01:00:34,527
It's got to be a big one.

1171
01:00:35,344 --> 01:00:36,257
Hey!

1172
01:00:37,008 --> 01:00:38,218
He's huge!

1173
01:00:38,319 --> 01:00:39,636
Nice going.

1174
01:00:39,985 --> 01:00:41,302
Yeah.

1175
01:00:41,385 --> 01:00:43,014
That's not a fish. That's a whale.

1176
01:00:43,302 --> 01:00:44,510
He really fought, too.

1177
01:00:44,794 --> 01:00:46,476
We're gonna have some good eating tonight.

1178
01:00:48,152 --> 01:00:49,980
Let me bait you up again.

1179
01:00:50,110 --> 01:00:51,356
Okay.

1180
01:00:51,444 --> 01:00:53,233
Okay, cast away.

1181
01:00:57,777 --> 01:00:59,277
Nice cast.

1182
01:00:59,610 --> 01:01:00,902
Thanks.

1183
01:01:01,194 --> 01:01:03,860
- This is kind of fun.
- Yeah, it is.

1184
01:01:04,235 --> 01:01:07,122
That's what happens when
we put our differences aside, you see?

1185
01:01:08,527 --> 01:01:09,752
How are they biting?

1186
01:01:10,569 --> 01:01:11,652
Pretty good.

1187
01:01:11,902 --> 01:01:13,194
Caught a couple of nice ones.

1188
01:01:13,402 --> 01:01:14,610
Good for you.

1189
01:01:14,694 --> 01:01:16,069
That's probably because

1190
01:01:16,152 --> 01:01:17,860
not too many people fish here,

1191
01:01:18,235 --> 01:01:20,069
it being illegal and all.

1192
01:01:20,194 --> 01:01:21,860
- What?
- What?

1193
01:01:21,944 --> 01:01:23,319
You could ask the ranger.

1194
01:01:23,402 --> 01:01:24,527
Here he comes now.

1195
01:01:27,944 --> 01:01:29,277
Dump the fish.

1196
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,235
- But those are our fish!
- Dump the fish!

1197
01:01:31,319 --> 01:01:32,985
- Why?
- Dump them!

1198
01:01:35,235 --> 01:01:36,694
The cooler!

1199
01:01:36,777 --> 01:01:37,903
Forget the cooler.

1200
01:01:41,319 --> 01:01:43,402
You are in violation of the law!

1201
01:01:47,944 --> 01:01:48,944
He's gaining on us.

1202
01:01:49,194 --> 01:01:51,027
He's gaining on us.

1203
01:01:58,110 --> 01:01:59,360
What are you doing?

1204
01:01:59,444 --> 01:02:00,804
I got to call Chuck to pick us up.

1205
01:02:00,860 --> 01:02:01,985
He left us?

1206
01:02:02,235 --> 01:02:03,652
What kind of friend is that?

1207
01:02:03,735 --> 01:02:05,735
Friend? He's my Lyft driver.
I don't know the guy.

1208
01:02:05,902 --> 01:02:08,444
Pull over or face the consequences!

1209
01:02:08,527 --> 01:02:10,360
Brace yourself.
We're coming in hot.

1210
01:02:14,027 --> 01:02:15,485
Grandpa, come on!

1211
01:02:16,194 --> 01:02:18,114
Hey, why didn't you tell us
there was no fishing?

1212
01:02:18,152 --> 01:02:20,152
You wouldn't have rented the boat!

1213
01:02:36,152 --> 01:02:37,277
Hey! Stop!

1214
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:38,777
Hold it!

1215
01:02:42,860 --> 01:02:45,194
- That was so cool.
- Yeah, that was.

1216
01:02:45,902 --> 01:02:48,652
But breaking the law is wrong.
You know that, right?

1217
01:02:49,277 --> 01:02:51,235
Yeah, I know.

1218
01:02:51,402 --> 01:02:52,402
Mmm.

1219
01:02:57,402 --> 01:02:59,069
Pull over here, Chuck.

1220
01:02:59,235 --> 01:03:01,652
I want to show you something, Pete.

1221
01:03:02,569 --> 01:03:03,944
So, this house...

1222
01:03:04,027 --> 01:03:05,902
This house for sale, I built it.

1223
01:03:05,985 --> 01:03:07,309
They changed the color.
I don't like that.

1224
01:03:07,319 --> 01:03:08,360
What do you think?

1225
01:03:09,027 --> 01:03:10,319
I like it.

1226
01:03:11,235 --> 01:03:12,860
Maybe it's not so bad.

1227
01:03:13,194 --> 01:03:15,360
You know, over the years,

1228
01:03:15,569 --> 01:03:17,652
if I wasn't feeling so good,

1229
01:03:18,527 --> 01:03:21,360
I'd come by, and I'd...
I'd take a look.

1230
01:03:21,860 --> 01:03:24,402
I'd see people living in the thing I built,

1231
01:03:24,569 --> 01:03:26,985
raising families, making lives, and...

1232
01:03:27,402 --> 01:03:29,319
I'd feel better.

1233
01:03:29,860 --> 01:03:31,319
You feel better now?

1234
01:03:31,444 --> 01:03:33,194
Yeah, I do.

1235
01:03:34,069 --> 01:03:35,902
Hey, do you want to know a secret?

1236
01:03:35,985 --> 01:03:37,152
Yeah.

1237
01:03:37,235 --> 01:03:38,360
Come on.

1238
01:03:42,735 --> 01:03:45,069
People who build houses
usually sign their work,

1239
01:03:45,152 --> 01:03:46,569
like an artist signs a painting.

1240
01:03:47,194 --> 01:03:48,652
- Really?
- Yeah.

1241
01:03:48,735 --> 01:03:50,235
But it's always hidden.

1242
01:03:51,027 --> 01:03:52,360
Yeah.

1243
01:03:52,902 --> 01:03:55,652
Some guys sign their name on a rafter.

1244
01:03:55,735 --> 01:03:57,527
Others put something under the floorboards,

1245
01:03:57,610 --> 01:04:00,069
like a newspaper with the date
the house was finished.

1246
01:04:00,485 --> 01:04:02,319
One guy I knew used to write a poem

1247
01:04:02,402 --> 01:04:04,694
on the bottom of a toilet
before he installed it.

1248
01:04:06,819 --> 01:04:08,485
- What did you do?
- Me?

1249
01:04:08,569 --> 01:04:10,652
Well, I always had one of my guys

1250
01:04:10,735 --> 01:04:12,350
take a picture of me and your grandmother,

1251
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:13,694
and then I would seal the picture

1252
01:04:13,777 --> 01:04:16,027
inside the wall next to the fireplace.

1253
01:04:16,485 --> 01:04:18,569
So, there are photos of me
and your grandmother

1254
01:04:18,652 --> 01:04:21,235
inside walls all over this part of the city.

1255
01:04:21,485 --> 01:04:23,194
Nobody knows but you.

1256
01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:25,860
And now you do.

1257
01:04:27,235 --> 01:04:28,444
That's cool.

1258
01:04:28,652 --> 01:04:29,652
Mmm-hmm.

1259
01:04:37,694 --> 01:04:39,334
We'll make an angler out of you yet, kid.

1260
01:04:39,444 --> 01:04:41,204
Maybe next time, we can actually find a lake

1261
01:04:41,277 --> 01:04:42,402
where they let us fish.

1262
01:04:42,485 --> 01:04:43,809
Oh, yeah, there are plenty of lakes

1263
01:04:43,819 --> 01:04:45,142
brimming with bass around here, Pete.

1264
01:04:45,152 --> 01:04:46,652
Yeah. Fat ones, too.

1265
01:04:46,735 --> 01:04:48,277
Yeah, whoppers.

1266
01:04:49,652 --> 01:04:51,402
- Grandpa?
- Yeah, Pete.

1267
01:04:51,485 --> 01:04:53,402
Thank you for taking me fishing.

1268
01:04:53,569 --> 01:04:55,152
I had a really great time.

1269
01:04:55,485 --> 01:04:57,610
You're welcome.
I had a great time, too.

1270
01:04:57,694 --> 01:04:59,110
Let's do it more often.

1271
01:04:59,319 --> 01:05:00,569
Yeah.

1272
01:05:00,735 --> 01:05:02,194
Sure.

1273
01:05:04,319 --> 01:05:05,735
See you at dinner.

1274
01:05:09,485 --> 01:05:10,902
That's good.

1275
01:05:10,985 --> 01:05:12,985
You got me.
You got me good.

1276
01:05:13,319 --> 01:05:14,569
You're a dead man.

1277
01:05:20,819 --> 01:05:21,902
Oops!

1278
01:05:21,985 --> 01:05:23,860
- Ow!
- That happened.

1279
01:05:24,694 --> 01:05:26,527
Not again.

1280
01:05:34,985 --> 01:05:36,110
Oops.

1281
01:05:36,652 --> 01:05:37,860
That happened.

1282
01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:50,319
Okay, so I'm gonna put the Santa hat

1283
01:05:50,402 --> 01:05:52,027
right here.

1284
01:05:52,485 --> 01:05:54,402
Did you put the words in that one?

1285
01:05:54,485 --> 01:05:56,402
I'm doing that right now.

1286
01:05:56,485 --> 01:05:58,902
"Come celebrate Jennifer's super fun,

1287
01:05:58,985 --> 01:06:01,444
"Christmas-theme
birthday party."

1288
01:06:03,152 --> 01:06:04,777
- Great job.
- Like it?

1289
01:06:05,402 --> 01:06:06,735
Love it.

1290
01:06:17,194 --> 01:06:18,985
Is this seat open?

1291
01:06:22,569 --> 01:06:24,402
Thanks, Ed, for coming with me.

1292
01:06:24,485 --> 01:06:26,485
These things are never fun to go to alone.

1293
01:06:27,735 --> 01:06:30,777
Carl was one of my longtime
adventure buddies.

1294
01:06:30,860 --> 01:06:32,985
Gonna miss the old hell-raiser.

1295
01:06:33,152 --> 01:06:35,402
How did he, you know, uh...

1296
01:06:35,485 --> 01:06:37,110
In his sleep.

1297
01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:39,319
While skydiving.

1298
01:06:40,985 --> 01:06:42,319
Looking good, bro.

1299
01:06:44,194 --> 01:06:46,360
So, did you come here alone?

1300
01:06:46,444 --> 01:06:48,152
That's my husband.

1301
01:06:48,485 --> 01:06:49,777
Mmm.

1302
01:06:49,860 --> 01:06:51,444
Probably need a ride, huh?

1303
01:06:52,425 --> 01:06:54,509
<i>d I like to move it, move it d</i>

1304
01:06:54,592 --> 01:06:56,217
<i>d I like to move it, move it d</i>

1305
01:06:56,300 --> 01:06:58,175
<i>d I like to move it, move it d</i>

1306
01:06:58,259 --> 01:07:01,092
<i>d Ya like to Move it! d</i>

1307
01:07:01,175 --> 01:07:02,800
What the...

1308
01:07:02,884 --> 01:07:04,342
<i>d I like to move it, move it d</i>

1309
01:07:04,425 --> 01:07:05,396
Sorry.

1310
01:07:06,467 --> 01:07:07,467
<i>d Ya like to... d</i>

1311
01:07:07,759 --> 01:07:09,134
Shoot.

1312
01:07:11,092 --> 01:07:13,134
<i>d I like to move it, move it d</i>

1313
01:07:13,217 --> 01:07:14,800
<i>d I like to move it, move it d</i>

1314
01:07:14,884 --> 01:07:16,842
<i>d I like to move it, move it... d</i>

1315
01:07:16,925 --> 01:07:19,536
What the...

1316
01:07:19,636 --> 01:07:22,332
<i>d I like to move it, move it,
I like to move it, move it... d</i>

1317
01:07:22,425 --> 01:07:24,259
Sorry about this, Carl.

1318
01:07:24,959 --> 01:07:27,001
[Mourners Gasp]

1319
01:07:28,884 --> 01:07:31,425
<i>d I like to move it, move it d</i>

1320
01:07:31,675 --> 01:07:34,050
I don't know this guy.

1321
01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:36,175
<i>d Move it, move it, ya like to d</i>

1322
01:07:36,259 --> 01:07:38,175
<i>d Move it! I like to... d</i>

1323
01:07:57,592 --> 01:08:01,134
So, Grandpa, how was that funeral yesterday?

1324
01:08:01,759 --> 01:08:03,217
Really nice.

1325
01:08:03,300 --> 01:08:04,467
Thanks for asking.

1326
01:08:05,092 --> 01:08:07,592
How about you?
Anything exciting happen at school?

1327
01:08:07,675 --> 01:08:08,675
No.

1328
01:08:08,759 --> 01:08:10,800
Unless you call getting punched in the face

1329
01:08:10,884 --> 01:08:12,675
by a giant eighth-grader exciting.

1330
01:08:12,967 --> 01:08:13,967
Really?

1331
01:08:14,217 --> 01:08:15,242
Yep.

1332
01:08:15,325 --> 01:08:16,034
What happened?

1333
01:08:16,175 --> 01:08:17,927
He was blasted into a giant orangesicle

1334
01:08:18,152 --> 01:08:20,054
as soon as he opened up my backpack.

1335
01:08:21,550 --> 01:08:22,682
It's so weird, right?

1336
01:08:23,632 --> 01:08:24,675
Hello, boys!

1337
01:08:24,975 --> 01:08:25,601
Hey, Dad.

1338
01:08:25,801 --> 01:08:27,795
Hey uh. Let me set this stuff down

1339
01:08:27,995 --> 01:08:29,915
and I'll help you put the
lights on the roof there, Ed.

1340
01:08:29,925 --> 01:08:31,134
Thanks, Arthur.

1341
01:08:32,673 --> 01:08:33,966
I said "Arthur."

1342
01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:34,836
Hmm.

1343
01:08:34,884 --> 01:08:37,091
Don't you two make a nice team.

1344
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:39,759
Jenny's birthday's gonna be so exciting.

1345
01:08:39,966 --> 01:08:42,217
All that's left to do
is try to find a Santa Claus

1346
01:08:42,301 --> 01:08:44,176
in early September, and we'll be golden.

1347
01:08:44,426 --> 01:08:45,634
Don't you worry yourself.

1348
01:08:46,009 --> 01:08:47,382
I know Santa personally.

1349
01:08:47,467 --> 01:08:48,759
Consider it done.

1350
01:08:48,966 --> 01:08:50,259
Aw!

1351
01:08:50,507 --> 01:08:51,966
Thanks, Dad. That's so sweet.

1352
01:08:52,051 --> 01:08:54,134
It's the least I can do for Jenny.

1353
01:08:55,550 --> 01:08:59,009
Mom, before you say no, hear me out.

1354
01:08:59,675 --> 01:09:01,841
Can Russell come to Jennifer's birthday party?

1355
01:09:02,326 --> 01:09:03,164
No.

1356
01:09:03,498 --> 01:09:03,898
What?

1357
01:09:04,591 --> 01:09:06,591
Why? Peter's friends get to go.

1358
01:09:06,675 --> 01:09:08,217
That reminds me, I invited Jerry

1359
01:09:08,301 --> 01:09:09,318
and the crew, if that's okay.

1360
01:09:09,328 --> 01:09:11,051
Fine, that's great.

1361
01:09:11,134 --> 01:09:12,899
And you don't see how unfair this is?

1362
01:09:14,591 --> 01:09:16,694
I hate you! Ahh!

1363
01:09:18,267 --> 01:09:19,739
I don't want to hear it.

1364
01:09:20,759 --> 01:09:22,257
Hey, Peter.

1365
01:09:22,342 --> 01:09:23,716
Yeah?

1366
01:09:25,259 --> 01:09:27,217
Listen... You know,

1367
01:09:27,301 --> 01:09:30,466
in World War I, the Germans and the British

1368
01:09:30,548 --> 01:09:32,201
put down their weapons on Christmas Eve

1369
01:09:32,284 --> 01:09:33,669
in favor of celebrating rather than

1370
01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:34,790
fighting during the holiday.

1371
01:09:34,854 --> 01:09:35,555
Hmm.

1372
01:09:35,591 --> 01:09:38,342
Your sister's birthday is a special occasion

1373
01:09:38,509 --> 01:09:39,926
and should be celebrated.

1374
01:09:40,301 --> 01:09:41,509
I guess you're right.

1375
01:09:41,591 --> 01:09:43,091
Okay, then let's agree...

1376
01:09:43,175 --> 01:09:45,509
Temporary armistice for Jenny.

1377
01:09:46,675 --> 01:09:47,801
Deal?

1378
01:09:49,217 --> 01:09:50,759
Deal.

1379
01:09:59,091 --> 01:10:00,801
Please! Stop it.

1380
01:10:04,966 --> 01:10:06,466
Ow! Cut it out!

1381
01:10:06,550 --> 01:10:08,550
- You're hurting me.
- "You're hurting me."

1382
01:10:09,634 --> 01:10:11,134
That looks like fun.

1383
01:10:11,217 --> 01:10:12,966
Yeah, lots of fun.

1384
01:10:13,509 --> 01:10:15,259
We like fun, too.

1385
01:10:17,591 --> 01:10:19,716
Forgot I had detention today.

1386
01:10:20,634 --> 01:10:22,134
Looks like you're on your own.

1387
01:10:22,591 --> 01:10:23,591
I have a question.

1388
01:10:23,675 --> 01:10:25,634
Do you know my grandson Peter Decker?

1389
01:10:27,466 --> 01:10:28,841
Thought so.

1390
01:10:33,009 --> 01:10:34,207
- Dumpster.
- What? Wait, wait.

1391
01:10:34,217 --> 01:10:36,716
Don't make this harder than it has to be, kid.

1392
01:10:36,801 --> 01:10:39,068
Come on, take your lumps like a man.

1393
01:10:39,466 --> 01:10:41,217
- Who are you guys?
- Come on.

1394
01:10:41,384 --> 01:10:43,051
Disciplinary board.

1395
01:10:45,509 --> 01:10:47,134
Leave Peter alone, understood?

1396
01:10:47,217 --> 01:10:48,801
Whoa! Ripe.

1397
01:10:48,884 --> 01:10:50,913
Not your lucky day, tough guy.

1398
01:10:51,134 --> 01:10:51,998
Get him in there.

1399
01:10:52,342 --> 01:10:53,484
No! No! Don't...

1400
01:10:53,566 --> 01:10:54,759
No!

1401
01:10:54,809 --> 01:10:57,395
Oh, nasty!

1402
01:10:57,801 --> 01:10:59,422
Get me out of here!

1403
01:11:00,801 --> 01:11:02,134
Hello?

1404
01:11:04,466 --> 01:11:05,466
Wow!

1405
01:11:07,550 --> 01:11:09,849
Merry birthday, sweetheart.

1406
01:11:10,675 --> 01:11:12,634
<i>d Hey d</i>

1407
01:11:15,384 --> 01:11:17,148
<i>d Ooh, hoo d</i>

1408
01:11:18,217 --> 01:11:20,926
<i>d Hurry home and come round here d</i>

1409
01:11:21,009 --> 01:11:24,217
<i>d I really love this time of year d</i>

1410
01:11:24,301 --> 01:11:26,841
<i>d Making plans to get together d</i>

1411
01:11:26,926 --> 01:11:30,217
<i>d Memories that will last forever d</i>

1412
01:11:30,301 --> 01:11:32,966
<i>d Sharing laughter and sharing joy d</i>

1413
01:11:33,051 --> 01:11:35,884
<i>d Everyone is singing, all the girls and boys d</i>

1414
01:11:36,051 --> 01:11:38,884
<i>d Some kind of magic is in the air d</i>

1415
01:11:38,966 --> 01:11:42,425
<i>d To make a special moment we can share d</i>

1416
01:11:42,509 --> 01:11:44,466
<i>d The snow is falling d</i>

1417
01:11:44,841 --> 01:11:46,509
It's quiet.

1418
01:11:46,591 --> 01:11:47,841
Too quiet.

1419
01:11:47,926 --> 01:11:49,134
Billy, they agreed.

1420
01:11:49,217 --> 01:11:50,801
His grandpa's not gonna do anything.

1421
01:11:51,051 --> 01:11:52,926
If my grandpa makes a move, I'll be ready.

1422
01:11:53,926 --> 01:11:55,217
See that Santa chair?

1423
01:11:55,301 --> 01:11:56,384
Yeah.

1424
01:11:56,591 --> 01:11:57,884
I booby-trapped it.

1425
01:11:58,341 --> 01:12:00,301
Did somebody say "boobies"?

1426
01:12:00,384 --> 01:12:02,009
Go away, Steve.

1427
01:12:03,759 --> 01:12:05,425
This eggnog tastes funny.

1428
01:12:06,425 --> 01:12:07,801
Let me fix it for you.

1429
01:12:08,384 --> 01:12:09,384
Ooh!

1430
01:12:14,217 --> 01:12:15,884
Hey, everybody!

1431
01:12:16,217 --> 01:12:17,841
Guess who's here!

1432
01:12:17,926 --> 01:12:20,092
Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas.

1433
01:12:20,176 --> 01:12:21,591
Here comes Santa.

1434
01:12:23,259 --> 01:12:24,801
Santa!

1435
01:12:24,884 --> 01:12:26,801
Better watch out, better not pout.

1436
01:12:26,884 --> 01:12:28,967
I got toys and goodies.
I got everything.

1437
01:12:29,051 --> 01:12:30,384
Wait a sec.

1438
01:12:30,466 --> 01:12:32,092
That's not my grandpa.

1439
01:12:32,801 --> 01:12:33,926
Ed?

1440
01:12:34,009 --> 01:12:36,092
No, thanks.
Got to stay alert.

1441
01:12:36,384 --> 01:12:37,884
Just in case.

1442
01:12:37,967 --> 01:12:40,591
Kid wouldn't have the <i>cojones</i>
to do anything. You shook on it.

1443
01:12:40,676 --> 01:12:42,466
You never know.
You can't trust these kids.

1444
01:12:43,051 --> 01:12:44,176
Hey, Grandpa.

1445
01:12:44,259 --> 01:12:46,466
Hey. Nice party, huh, pal?

1446
01:12:46,550 --> 01:12:48,134
Sure is, buddy.

1447
01:12:48,217 --> 01:12:50,300
But I thought you were playing Santa Claus.

1448
01:12:50,384 --> 01:12:52,801
Me? Oh, no,
I leave that to the professionals.

1449
01:12:52,884 --> 01:12:55,341
Jerry's been a mall Santa ever since he retired.

1450
01:12:55,841 --> 01:12:57,466
That a problem, Pete?

1451
01:12:57,550 --> 01:12:58,759
Why would that be a problem?

1452
01:12:58,841 --> 01:13:00,092
Just asking.

1453
01:13:01,009 --> 01:13:03,588
Hey, you want to get me
one of those sodas over there?

1454
01:13:07,841 --> 01:13:09,010
Thanks, kiddo.

1455
01:13:10,591 --> 01:13:12,176
Kid's up to something. I can feel it.

1456
01:13:16,300 --> 01:13:17,841
Probably just a coincidence.

1457
01:13:21,176 --> 01:13:22,300
Ho, ho, ho!

1458
01:13:22,759 --> 01:13:24,176
And what's your name?

1459
01:13:24,259 --> 01:13:25,676
Let me guess.

1460
01:13:25,759 --> 01:13:27,720
It wasn't a name 20 years ago.

1461
01:13:27,804 --> 01:13:28,638
Am I right?

1462
01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:29,747
Peter?

1463
01:13:29,801 --> 01:13:31,716
- Dad, what's up?
- You know where Mia is?

1464
01:13:31,801 --> 01:13:33,456
She's supposed to help me with the hot dogs.

1465
01:13:33,466 --> 01:13:34,676
Nope.

1466
01:13:34,759 --> 01:13:36,399
Well, hey, come on.
I could use your help.

1467
01:13:45,780 --> 01:13:46,884
Hey, Grandpa.

1468
01:13:46,967 --> 01:13:49,050
What happened to you?
You're all wet.

1469
01:13:49,384 --> 01:13:51,510
Some questions don't have answers, Pete.

1470
01:13:51,759 --> 01:13:53,813
Hey, cookie?

1471
01:13:53,884 --> 01:13:55,551
- No, it's okay.
- Oh, they're delicious.

1472
01:13:55,634 --> 01:13:57,884
- No, it's really fine.
- Especially this one.

1473
01:13:58,259 --> 01:13:59,967
- I'm good.
- You sure?

1474
01:14:00,051 --> 01:14:01,591
I'm sure.

1475
01:14:03,300 --> 01:14:05,124
Want to help me get some
mustard and ketchup on these

1476
01:14:05,134 --> 01:14:07,374
bad boys and get 'em out to
the kids before they get cold?

1477
01:14:07,384 --> 01:14:08,716
Sounds good, Dad.

1478
01:14:08,801 --> 01:14:10,425
I'll do the front row, you do the back?

1479
01:14:10,841 --> 01:14:12,341
You're the boss.

1480
01:14:15,466 --> 01:14:17,926
I'm so sorry.
That just slipped.

1481
01:14:19,092 --> 01:14:20,842
I swear, I didn't mean to do that.

1482
01:14:22,092 --> 01:14:23,551
What are you gonna do?

1483
01:14:25,884 --> 01:14:27,175
Oh, darn.

1484
01:14:27,259 --> 01:14:28,926
Bottles must be overly full.

1485
01:14:29,425 --> 01:14:32,175
Hey, Dad? The Christmas lights
are on the fritz again.

1486
01:14:32,259 --> 01:14:33,678
Could you check on them?

1487
01:14:34,187 --> 01:14:34,879
I'm on it.

1488
01:14:35,221 --> 01:14:38,040
Yeah, and, Peter, check on the air pump
for the bouncy house.

1489
01:14:38,092 --> 01:14:40,300
Could be a little bit... bouncier.

1490
01:15:04,759 --> 01:15:06,794
What the heck is he up to now?

1491
01:15:17,497 --> 01:15:18,591
Grandpa!

1492
01:15:18,676 --> 01:15:21,183
Dad! Dad!

1493
01:15:22,300 --> 01:15:23,602
Dad?

1494
01:15:23,926 --> 01:15:25,312
Are you all right?

1495
01:15:28,092 --> 01:15:30,735
I'm okay. Found a quarter in here.

1496
01:15:32,509 --> 01:15:34,509
Peter, we said no pranks.

1497
01:15:34,591 --> 01:15:36,801
We shook hands on it, man-to-man.
What happened?

1498
01:15:36,884 --> 01:15:38,716
What are you talking about?

1499
01:15:38,801 --> 01:15:41,078
Grandpa, I swear, I didn't do that.

1500
01:15:41,384 --> 01:15:42,384
Whoa!

1501
01:15:45,842 --> 01:15:48,335
Santa's dead!

1502
01:15:49,091 --> 01:15:51,175
Okay. I might have did that.

1503
01:15:52,206 --> 01:15:53,074
That's not good.

1504
01:15:56,653 --> 01:15:58,721
Danny, Ed.

1505
01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:00,498
Did you see that?

1506
01:16:01,216 --> 01:16:02,591
Epic.

1507
01:16:03,591 --> 01:16:04,967
Here comes Santa.

1508
01:16:05,466 --> 01:16:07,259
Ho, ho, ho.

1509
01:16:10,175 --> 01:16:11,609
My franks!

1510
01:16:11,667 --> 01:16:13,443
Jerry! Jerry, you all right?

1511
01:16:13,444 --> 01:16:14,370
What happened?

1512
01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:17,948
Huh! Whoah! Fire!

1513
01:16:18,134 --> 01:16:19,992
Everybody get back! I got this!

1514
01:16:21,634 --> 01:16:23,384
- Dad, I'll get the hose.
- Okay.

1515
01:16:24,009 --> 01:16:25,551
All right, pull the pin.
Got it.

1516
01:16:26,466 --> 01:16:28,584
"Point away from face..." Yah!

1517
01:16:29,202 --> 01:16:31,253
Ahh! I'm blind! Doh!

1518
01:16:31,588 --> 01:16:34,048
Oh! I'm blind! I'm blind!

1519
01:16:35,134 --> 01:16:36,216
I got it.

1520
01:16:37,426 --> 01:16:39,261
Grandpa, get out of the way!

1521
01:16:49,801 --> 01:16:51,982
My Christmas tree.

1522
01:16:52,551 --> 01:16:55,277
My Christmas birthday cake.

1523
01:16:58,134 --> 01:17:00,199
Oh! What have we done?

1524
01:17:17,508 --> 01:17:18,634
No, no, no, no!

1525
01:17:25,091 --> 01:17:25,850
Peter!

1526
01:17:32,884 --> 01:17:34,275
Hi, Mom.

1527
01:17:34,817 --> 01:17:35,693
Mia?

1528
01:17:36,527 --> 01:17:37,570
Russell!

1529
01:17:39,864 --> 01:17:41,532
Don't you run away, Russell!

1530
01:17:42,634 --> 01:17:44,243
Nothing happened.

1531
01:17:45,717 --> 01:17:47,538
Okay, this is not my fault.

1532
01:17:49,509 --> 01:17:52,126
Little help? Anybody?

1533
01:17:59,591 --> 01:18:02,553
Hmm. That's a pretty good scrape there, Mr. Marino.

1534
01:18:02,753 --> 01:18:04,346
Yeah? You should see the tree.

1535
01:18:05,439 --> 01:18:06,515
Thank you.

1536
01:18:09,059 --> 01:18:11,562
What? What? It's nothing.
I'll be all right.

1537
01:18:11,612 --> 01:18:14,064
Sure, you'll be all right.
Dad's always all right.

1538
01:18:14,363 --> 01:18:16,862
Doesn't need anyone's help or love.

1539
01:18:17,405 --> 01:18:18,655
Oh, Sally, please, come on.

1540
01:18:18,737 --> 01:18:20,947
- You could've been killed, Dad.
- Come on.

1541
01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:23,696
You're overdramatizing.
It was an accident. That's all.

1542
01:18:23,780 --> 01:18:25,405
- An accident?
- Yeah.

1543
01:18:25,487 --> 01:18:28,280
What, you think I don't know
about the war, Dad?

1544
01:18:28,363 --> 01:18:30,947
Or should I say "Senior Soldier"?

1545
01:18:31,030 --> 01:18:32,238
Oh... That.

1546
01:18:32,322 --> 01:18:33,655
What were you two thinking?

1547
01:18:33,737 --> 01:18:35,822
Don't blame the kid, Sally.
Please.

1548
01:18:35,905 --> 01:18:37,530
It's all on me.
I'm the grown-up here,

1549
01:18:37,612 --> 01:18:39,395
- and I should know better.
- Yeah, you should've.

1550
01:18:39,405 --> 01:18:41,322
I'm sorry. I just... It got out of hand.

1551
01:18:41,405 --> 01:18:43,385
I have the money to pay for everything.

1552
01:18:43,405 --> 01:18:46,722
And I'll take my crew, and we'll
fix everything the way it was.

1553
01:18:47,030 --> 01:18:49,433
It's not about the house or the money, Dad.

1554
01:18:49,862 --> 01:18:52,780
If you hated living with us so much,
you just should've said it.

1555
01:18:52,862 --> 01:18:54,680
I never said I hated living with you.

1556
01:18:54,762 --> 01:18:56,346
Exactly, I just said you never said it.

1557
01:18:56,530 --> 01:18:58,234
What I'm saying, I never said that.

1558
01:18:58,530 --> 01:19:00,444
We clear that up, hopefully?

1559
01:19:00,496 --> 01:19:01,237
No!

1560
01:19:02,012 --> 01:19:03,697
Forget about what you never said.

1561
01:19:04,780 --> 01:19:06,571
The point is, I just thought

1562
01:19:06,655 --> 01:19:09,530
when you came home with us,
you'd realize that we love you

1563
01:19:09,612 --> 01:19:11,412
and you'd change your mind
about living alone.

1564
01:19:11,487 --> 01:19:13,862
But, of course, that didn't happen.

1565
01:19:13,947 --> 01:19:16,168
You're just so hell-bent on...

1566
01:19:18,322 --> 01:19:20,756
funning it up.

1567
01:19:20,787 --> 01:19:22,091
Are you okay, Grandpa?

1568
01:19:22,191 --> 01:19:23,592
Yeah. Grandpa's fine.

1569
01:19:23,780 --> 01:19:25,696
Listen, sweetheart, I'm really sorry

1570
01:19:25,780 --> 01:19:27,395
about what happened at your birthday party.

1571
01:19:27,405 --> 01:19:28,530
It's okay.

1572
01:19:28,612 --> 01:19:30,655
I brought you something
to make you feel better.

1573
01:19:30,737 --> 01:19:34,280
That's very nice, but I gave
that to you, remember?

1574
01:19:34,363 --> 01:19:35,530
Don't you want it?

1575
01:19:35,612 --> 01:19:37,655
I think you need it more.

1576
01:19:37,737 --> 01:19:39,737
We can call it a loan.

1577
01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:42,905
That's very adult of you, sweetheart.

1578
01:19:44,446 --> 01:19:46,197
You'll be able to take him home soon.

1579
01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:49,118
The doctor just needs to review the X-rays.

1580
01:19:49,655 --> 01:19:51,537
We'll be in the waiting room.

1581
01:20:05,487 --> 01:20:06,780
Can I go see him now?

1582
01:20:06,862 --> 01:20:09,446
No. No. It'll be a long time

1583
01:20:09,530 --> 01:20:12,182
before we leave the two of you
alone together again.

1584
01:20:12,299 --> 01:20:13,025
Ever!

1585
01:20:13,225 --> 01:20:14,362
Is he gonna be okay?

1586
01:20:14,446 --> 01:20:16,228
He'll be fine.
You and Mia, on the other hand,

1587
01:20:16,238 --> 01:20:17,571
that's a different story.

1588
01:20:17,987 --> 01:20:19,907
You're both chor-rounded
for the next six months.

1589
01:20:19,947 --> 01:20:21,150
Chor-rounded?

1590
01:20:21,250 --> 01:20:22,250
What does that even mean?

1591
01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:25,238
Chores plus grounded, times six months.

1592
01:20:25,322 --> 01:20:26,697
- What?
- Yeah.

1593
01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:29,030
- So, that's a whole lot of both, isn't it?
- Mmm-hmm.

1594
01:20:29,322 --> 01:20:31,530
But I didn't even do half
of the stuff that Peter did.

1595
01:20:31,612 --> 01:20:33,113
This is so not fair.

1596
01:20:33,197 --> 01:20:34,862
Can I be chor-rounded, too?

1597
01:20:34,947 --> 01:20:37,487
No, sweetie,
you don't have to be chor-rounded.

1598
01:20:41,155 --> 01:20:42,155
Russell.

1599
01:20:45,113 --> 01:20:47,655
- Don't you move a muscle.
- Wait.

1600
01:20:48,612 --> 01:20:50,280
- Wait, Mom! Come on!
- Russell!

1601
01:20:50,362 --> 01:20:52,197
Dad, can you think rationally about...

1602
01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:54,505
- Russell!
- She said not to move.

1603
01:20:54,697 --> 01:20:55,601
Russell!

1604
01:20:55,801 --> 01:20:56,852
Get away from me!

1605
01:21:03,238 --> 01:21:05,736
Get back here, you coward!

1606
01:21:06,655 --> 01:21:07,738
Punk!

1607
01:21:08,487 --> 01:21:10,780
Okay, that's it.
Mom is certifiably insane.

1608
01:21:10,862 --> 01:21:13,172
- I'm going out there.
- Whoa, whoa. Hold on.

1609
01:21:13,780 --> 01:21:15,737
I know your mother. She can handle this.

1610
01:21:24,905 --> 01:21:26,988
You're not gonna slug me,
are you, Mrs. Decker?

1611
01:21:28,947 --> 01:21:30,612
No.

1612
01:21:36,362 --> 01:21:37,780
What's happening right now?

1613
01:21:38,612 --> 01:21:40,155
What's happening right now is

1614
01:21:40,238 --> 01:21:42,822
I'm not gonna lose two years
of my daughter, Russell.

1615
01:21:43,530 --> 01:21:45,487
Come on, take it before I change my mind.

1616
01:21:49,405 --> 01:21:50,862
Come by the house tomorrow.

1617
01:21:50,947 --> 01:21:52,362
- Really?
- Yep.

1618
01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:54,947
And bring some work clothes.

1619
01:21:55,030 --> 01:21:59,612
I've got this giant hole
in the second floor, needs fixing.

1620
01:22:03,405 --> 01:22:04,780
Okay.

1621
01:22:05,822 --> 01:22:07,030
How'd that go?

1622
01:22:07,780 --> 01:22:09,030
Thanks a lot, Mom.

1623
01:22:09,113 --> 01:22:10,487
I didn't hurt him.

1624
01:22:10,905 --> 01:22:11,905
Mmm-hmm.

1625
01:22:12,405 --> 01:22:14,697
Everything's gonna be all right.

1626
01:22:15,155 --> 01:22:16,862
Let's go get Grandpa and go home.

1627
01:22:20,737 --> 01:22:24,072
Excuse me. Can you check on Mr. Marino,
see if he's ready to go?

1628
01:22:24,155 --> 01:22:25,487
Oh, he left already.

1629
01:22:26,113 --> 01:22:27,446
I thought you all left.

1630
01:22:27,530 --> 01:22:29,155
He said his brother was picking him up.

1631
01:22:29,572 --> 01:22:31,172
- Brother?
- Yeah.

1632
01:22:31,947 --> 01:22:33,072
Chuck?

1633
01:22:34,072 --> 01:22:35,362
Chuck.

1634
01:22:35,446 --> 01:22:36,862
Who's Chuck?

1635
01:22:42,487 --> 01:22:44,530
- Dad?
- Ed?

1636
01:22:46,405 --> 01:22:47,863
- Grandpa!
- Grandpa!

1637
01:22:49,237 --> 01:22:51,967
- Grandpa?
- Grandpa!

1638
01:22:53,072 --> 01:22:54,196
- Ed?
- Dad?

1639
01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:55,405
Grandpa!

1640
01:22:58,280 --> 01:23:00,030
- Dad?
- Mom!

1641
01:23:13,822 --> 01:23:16,155
I just got off the phone with Jerry.
He hasn't seen him.

1642
01:23:16,237 --> 01:23:18,452
I shouldn't have laid into him so hard.

1643
01:23:18,552 --> 01:23:20,954
It's Peter's fault. He made Grandpa run away.

1644
01:23:21,196 --> 01:23:23,749
Yeah, Peter, but at least
you got your room back.

1645
01:23:24,024 --> 01:23:25,000
Happy now?

1646
01:23:26,192 --> 01:23:28,295
Peter, you still with us?

1647
01:23:31,317 --> 01:23:33,383
I think I know where Grandpa went.

1648
01:23:36,608 --> 01:23:38,649
I like the fireplace a lot.

1649
01:23:39,859 --> 01:23:41,899
They don't make 'em like this anymore.

1650
01:23:41,984 --> 01:23:44,024
Thanks.

1651
01:23:44,109 --> 01:23:47,064
You know, there are secrets
inside these walls.

1652
01:23:47,359 --> 01:23:49,567
- Oh. Hmm.
- Hmm.

1653
01:23:55,192 --> 01:23:56,608
Wait.

1654
01:23:57,234 --> 01:23:58,774
I started this.

1655
01:23:59,483 --> 01:24:01,483
I'd like to be the one to end it.

1656
01:24:06,109 --> 01:24:07,501
Hi, Chuck.

1657
01:24:18,192 --> 01:24:19,192
Grandpa.

1658
01:24:19,275 --> 01:24:22,015
- Peter.
- Um... What's going on?

1659
01:24:22,734 --> 01:24:26,024
- You moved out of your room.
- It's your room, kiddo.

1660
01:24:26,109 --> 01:24:27,483
It always was.

1661
01:24:28,024 --> 01:24:30,734
I decided...
I want you to have it.

1662
01:24:31,567 --> 01:24:33,649
I don't want you to leave, Grandpa.

1663
01:24:33,734 --> 01:24:36,899
Peter, I think we both know
the room will always be between us.

1664
01:24:36,984 --> 01:24:39,608
No, it won't. Besides,
I love the attic.

1665
01:24:39,692 --> 01:24:43,317
I don't know why I got mad about
that old, smelly room in the first place.

1666
01:24:43,399 --> 01:24:44,692
Honest.

1667
01:24:44,774 --> 01:24:46,899
So you've got to come back.

1668
01:24:49,483 --> 01:24:51,067
It's not that easy, kiddo.

1669
01:24:51,150 --> 01:24:52,984
I'll do anything.

1670
01:24:53,067 --> 01:24:55,817
I'll get back every marble
for you. I swear.

1671
01:24:56,649 --> 01:24:58,067
Oh... Pete.

1672
01:24:59,025 --> 01:25:00,442
Grandpa, please.

1673
01:25:00,524 --> 01:25:02,399
I feel so ashamed of how I acted.

1674
01:25:02,483 --> 01:25:05,025
I just want to curl up in a ball and die.

1675
01:25:05,734 --> 01:25:07,649
It's all my fault.

1676
01:25:07,734 --> 01:25:11,025
No. Don't you believe that
for one second. It's both our faults.

1677
01:25:11,109 --> 01:25:13,483
You were just defending what was yours.

1678
01:25:14,899 --> 01:25:18,734
Maybe this is how wars get started
and just go on and on.

1679
01:25:20,483 --> 01:25:25,483
Your enemy does something bad to you,
so you do something worse back to him.

1680
01:25:25,567 --> 01:25:27,817
And he gets you back, and you get him back.

1681
01:25:28,859 --> 01:25:31,234
And the whole thing
just gets worse and worse.

1682
01:25:31,317 --> 01:25:34,109
And in the end, somebody just drops a bomb.

1683
01:25:36,442 --> 01:25:39,067
- Isn't that how it happens?
- That's how it happens.

1684
01:25:40,317 --> 01:25:42,275
I don't ever want to go to war.

1685
01:25:42,358 --> 01:25:46,067
I'm very glad to hear you say that,
and I hope to God you never have to.

1686
01:25:48,399 --> 01:25:50,774
Can I tell you something, though?

1687
01:25:50,859 --> 01:25:54,483
I kind of enjoyed matching wits
with a fellow crazy man.

1688
01:25:54,567 --> 01:25:56,192
- Really?
- Yeah.

1689
01:25:56,899 --> 01:25:59,774
It helped me get over
my sadness for your grandmother.

1690
01:26:00,524 --> 01:26:03,524
Plus, you got me pretty good a couple times.

1691
01:26:03,608 --> 01:26:05,567
Not as good as you got me.

1692
01:26:06,942 --> 01:26:08,609
Yeah.

1693
01:26:09,317 --> 01:26:11,150
Please come home, Grandpa.

1694
01:26:13,150 --> 01:26:14,942
Come here.

1695
01:26:34,692 --> 01:26:37,317
All righty, Mr. Decker,
if you'll sign right there.

1696
01:26:37,399 --> 01:26:39,692
You know, I was gonna
cut this tree down myself.

1697
01:26:39,774 --> 01:26:42,942
But my wife, with the whole chain saw thing.

1698
01:26:43,609 --> 01:26:45,942
You know,
I can use a chain saw any time I want.

1699
01:26:46,025 --> 01:26:47,442
Yeah.
I believe that, man.

1700
01:26:47,524 --> 01:26:48,942
Here, if you need anything else,

1701
01:26:49,025 --> 01:26:50,473
just give me a call
at the office, all right?

1702
01:26:50,483 --> 01:26:52,692
Yeah. I mean,
I can use it any time I want.

1703
01:26:52,774 --> 01:26:55,150
- Yeah. Have some dignity.
- It's just a chain saw.

1704
01:26:55,233 --> 01:26:57,150
Why? Did she say something?

1705
01:27:13,437 --> 01:27:15,822
"Peace"

1706
01:27:32,109 --> 01:27:34,274
Hey, Grandpa.
I'm ready to go fishing.

1707
01:27:35,025 --> 01:27:38,399
Oh, Petey, I guess I forgot to tell you,
I can't take you fishing today.

1708
01:27:38,483 --> 01:27:41,483
Why? It's Saturday.
We always go fishing. It's our thing.

1709
01:27:41,567 --> 01:27:44,109
I know. We do, kiddo, and I wish I could,

1710
01:27:44,192 --> 01:27:46,567
but I made other plans,
but we'll make up for it.

1711
01:27:46,649 --> 01:27:48,025
Like what?

1712
01:27:49,067 --> 01:27:52,726
Little matinee, maybe
hit that new gelato place.

1713
01:27:54,692 --> 01:27:57,147
See? That's for me.
Got to go.

1714
01:27:58,074 --> 01:27:58,940
We'll make up for it.

1715
01:28:13,942 --> 01:28:16,583
- Is everything all right?
- Yeah, just Peter.

1716
01:28:23,807 --> 01:28:24,783
We should go.

1717
01:30:46,667 --> 01:30:48,210
Grandpa! Grandpa!

1718
01:30:48,292 --> 01:30:49,292
Hi, Grandpa.

1719
01:30:49,792 --> 01:30:53,667
<i>d Uh, huh, oh, oh, oh d</i>

1720
01:30:55,175 --> 01:30:57,968
<i>d War
What is it really good for d</i>

1721
01:30:58,050 --> 01:30:59,050
See?

1722
01:30:59,134 --> 01:31:00,341
<i>d Show me the point of war d</i>

1723
01:31:01,009 --> 01:31:05,800
<i>d So many lives were torn apart because of war d</i>

1724
01:31:05,884 --> 01:31:07,843
<i>d It doesn't make sense to me d</i>

1725
01:31:07,925 --> 01:31:10,134
<i>d It doesn't make sense to
War d</i>

1726
01:31:10,884 --> 01:31:12,843
<i>d It doesn't make sense to me d</i>

1727
01:31:12,925 --> 01:31:14,884
<i>d It doesn't make sense at all d</i>

1728
01:31:14,968 --> 01:31:19,716
<i>d Life in this world could be so beautiful d</i>

1729
01:31:20,175 --> 01:31:24,925
<i>d If it wasn't for some people acting miserable d</i>

1730
01:31:25,009 --> 01:31:26,341
<i>d Too many of these countries d</i>

1731
01:31:26,425 --> 01:31:27,716
Look at that.

1732
01:31:27,800 --> 01:31:29,050
<i>d Are political d</i>

1733
01:31:29,134 --> 01:31:30,716
<i>And we're stuck in the middle d</i>

1734
01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:32,175
<i>d Stuck in the middle Oh d</i>

1735
01:31:32,259 --> 01:31:33,800
<i>d We just need to let go d</i>

1736
01:31:35,341 --> 01:31:37,925
<i>d All these wars leave a mess d</i>

1737
01:31:38,009 --> 01:31:39,675
<i>d Everyone's under stress d</i>

1738
01:31:39,759 --> 01:31:41,716
<i>d Living life with regrets d</i>

1739
01:31:43,425 --> 01:31:44,716
- Too much?
- We're good!

1740
01:31:48,009 --> 01:31:49,009
Oh!

1741
01:31:50,093 --> 01:31:52,466
<i>d And the pain tears us down d</i>

1742
01:31:54,843 --> 01:31:58,050
<i>d War What is it really good for? d</i>

1743
01:31:58,134 --> 01:32:00,591
<i>d Show me the point of war d</i>

1744
01:32:00,675 --> 01:32:05,259
<i>d So many lives were torn apart because of war d</i>

1745
01:32:05,968 --> 01:32:07,884
<i>d Doesn't make sense to me d</i>

1746
01:32:07,968 --> 01:32:10,009
<i>d Doesn't make sense to
War d</i>

1747
01:32:10,134 --> 01:32:11,259
Another one.

1748
01:32:11,341 --> 01:32:13,134
<i>d Doesn't make sense to me d</i>

1749
01:32:14,675 --> 01:32:15,759
I just saw your...

1750
01:32:16,134 --> 01:32:17,675
I like it.
Get the blood flow.

1751
01:32:17,759 --> 01:32:18,759
<i>d So uncomfortable d</i>

1752
01:32:18,843 --> 01:32:20,259
My...

1753
01:32:20,341 --> 01:32:22,509
Russell. Russell! Russell.

1754
01:32:22,591 --> 01:32:24,341
I didn't know that made the cut.

1755
01:32:33,466 --> 01:32:34,800
Got something in my throat.

1756
01:32:34,884 --> 01:32:36,634
<i>d All these wars leave a mess d</i>

1757
01:32:44,259 --> 01:32:46,175
What, did he move?

1758
01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:49,800
Golly, he's still alive.

1759
01:32:52,466 --> 01:32:54,091
Tune in to the next episode of...

1760
01:32:57,759 --> 01:32:59,634
Let me do that again.

1761
01:33:00,091 --> 01:33:02,718
Hey. How can I help you?

1762
01:33:02,800 --> 01:33:05,175
How can I doobie-do ya?
How can I help you out?

1763
01:33:05,259 --> 01:33:07,384
Doobie, doobie, doobie.
Yeah!

1764
01:33:14,718 --> 01:33:15,843
Oh, come on.

1765
01:33:15,925 --> 01:33:17,259
Crawling up my back.

1766
01:33:18,259 --> 01:33:19,925
And you actually ride that thing?

1767
01:33:20,009 --> 01:33:21,634
Hells yes. Fun.

1768
01:33:21,718 --> 01:33:23,800
F-U-N-N.

1769
01:33:23,884 --> 01:33:25,216
Last time, again.

1770
01:33:25,300 --> 01:33:26,634
What the hell is that?

1771
01:33:26,718 --> 01:33:29,925
- I didn't know you were a Marine.
- I wasn't. I'm just saying.

1772
01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:32,216
Get him in there.

1773
01:33:32,341 --> 01:33:33,925
Come on.
I don't even know you guys.

1774
01:33:34,009 --> 01:33:35,591
<i>d Doesn't make sense at all d</i>

1775
01:33:35,675 --> 01:33:36,843
All right.

1776
01:33:36,925 --> 01:33:38,259
We got it.
I think we're good.

1777
01:33:40,675 --> 01:33:42,759
I work for some soul-sucking corporate firm

1778
01:33:42,843 --> 01:33:45,843
that has no interest in
the cares or worries of its...

1779
01:33:47,300 --> 01:33:48,466
Cutting.

1780
01:33:48,550 --> 01:33:49,759
Good.

1781
01:33:51,591 --> 01:33:52,884
Good talk.